{"id":16017,"date":"2014-09-26T14:36:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T18:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16017"},"modified":"2020-11-09T13:43:06","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T18:43:06","slug":"idiot-learning-new-trade-in-north-korean-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16017","title":{"rendered":"Idiot learning new trade in North Korean prison"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. A couple of weeks ago I wrote about<\/a> a blithering idiot named Matthew Miller who decided it would be fun to demand Asylum from North Korea. The North Koreans were not amused, and sentenced this dim bulb to 6 years at hard labor.<\/p>\n

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The North Koreans were gracious enough to allow Miller to answer a question. He talked about his new career digging holes in the ground. Here are the details from Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n

An American man recently sentenced by North Korea to six years of hard labor says he is digging in fields eight hours a day and being kept in isolation, but that so far his health isn’t deteriorating. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"holes\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It\u2019s only been a few weeks. Check in again in 6 months. I\u2019m sure his health will be much less improved.<\/p>\n

Under close guard and with only enough time to respond to one question, 24-year-old Matthew Miller spoke briefly to an Associated Press Television News journalist at a Pyongyang hotel, where he had been brought to make a phone call to his family. It was his first appearance since he was convicted Sept. 14 of entering the country illegally to commit espionage. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Barking<\/a><\/p>\n

Espionage? I thought they convicted him of gross stupidity and making a complete ass of himself. I guess I was mistaken.<\/p>\n

“Prison life is eight hours of work per day. Mostly it’s been agriculture, like in the dirt, digging around,” Miller said when asked if he was in prison and if so what conditions were like. <\/i><\/p>\n

“Other than that, it’s isolation, no contact with anyone. But I have been in good health, and no sickness or no hurts,” he said, showing little emotion. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The North Koreans probably keep him separated from the other prisoners for a number of reasons. Right off the bat, they don\u2019t want anyone to know what things are like outside the \u201cPeople\u2019s Workers Paradise.\u201d For another, the others would probably beat him to a pulp if not outright kill him. Finally, the North Koreans might be looking at using Miller as some sort of bargaining chip down the road. Of course, that assumes we want the moron back.<\/p>\n

At Miller’s 90-minute trial, North Korea’s Supreme Court said he tore up his tourist visa at Pyongyang’s airport upon arrival on April 10 and admitted to having the “wild ambition” of experiencing prison life so that he could secretly investigate North Korea’s human rights situation. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And the North Koreans were more than happy to oblige him in his \u201cWild Ambition.\u201d Miller also discovered what the true meaning of a \u201cSpeedy trial\u201d means in North Korea. Please note, no mention of a fair trial or impartial jury was mentioned. Miller, as you would expect, is begging Obama for help.<\/p>\n

The Bakersfield, California, native showed several letters he had written pleading for help from influential Americans, including first lady Michelle Obama, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"lurch-kerry\"<\/a><\/p>\n

About the only one in that bunch who can actually do anything would be Secretary of State \u201cLiveshot\u201d Kerry. All Michelle Obama would do is tell the North Koreans to eat more nutritious portions of grass and tree bark. Cankles Clinton? She\u2019s out of office and would only say \u201cWhat does it matter at this point?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"clinton<\/a><\/p>\n

Miller is but one of way to many who think that the rules don\u2019t apply to them. They all think that they\u2019re not responsible for their actions, and that things like this are all just one big misunderstanding. I hate to be the bearer of bad news Miller, especially since you won\u2019t see this, but the North Koreans are not nice people and if it suits their purposes, will kill you in a heartbeat. You can expect to serve every single day of the 6 years they gave you and as to your health? Wave goodbye to it. If you are looking for sympathy from the North Koreans, or me, expect to be disappointed. You got yourself into this mess, now you can live with it.<\/p>\n

\"give-a-damn\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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American Detained in North Korea Describes Hard Life – US …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
An American man sentenced to six years of hard labor in North Korea described to the Associated Press his new life of isolation in the reclusive, communist state. Matthew Miller spoke with reporters Thursday, the first day of his prison …<\/div>\n
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Matthew Miller begins sentence, describes conditions | NK …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
North Korea again displayed U.S. citizen Matthew Miller in front of foreign media on Thursday, picturing him beginning his six year sentence of hard labor for what state media has called \u201cespionage\u201d. In a heavily monitored interview with the …<\/div>\n
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American man begins 6-year hard-labor sentence in North …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Matthew Miller, 24, was convicted of “acts hostile” to North Korea. According to to the state-run media, he tore up his visa “in the hope of becoming a world famous guy and the second Snowden through intentional hooliganism.” AND: They …<\/div>\n
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US citizen Matthew Miller begins hard labour sentence in …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
US citizen Matthew Miller has begun a six-year hard labour sentence in North Korea, after being convicted of committing a “hostile act” in the country. The sentence involves farm work and isolation, the 25-year-old said in an interview with …<\/div>\n
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Nearly three months pass as detained American awaits N …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Matthew Miller begins sentence, describes conditions. North Korea again displayed U.S. citizen Matthew Miller in front of foreign media on Thursday, picturing him beginning his six year sentence of hard labor for what state media has called …<\/div>\n
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Matthew Miller, U.S. man jailed in North Korea, says he’s in …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Matthew Miller, U.S. man jailed in North Korea, says he’s in good health. World. Sep 25, 2014. 19. An American man recently sentenced by North Korea to six years of hard labour says he is working eight hours a day digging in fields and being …<\/div>\n
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Reuters \u2013 Matthew Miller, an American held in North Korea since April for \u201chostile acts\u201d, on Thursday began a six-year hard labor sentence that he said involved farm work and isolation, media reports said. Miller, 25, told the Associated Press …<\/div>\n
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