{"id":16552,"date":"2014-11-27T11:50:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T16:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16552"},"modified":"2022-10-03T06:20:16","modified_gmt":"2022-10-03T10:20:16","slug":"happy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16552","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Anger Central is about to indulge in slaughtering turkey’s by the dozens and devouring them unmercifully. We hope that you all have a good and safe holiday today. I understand that Wal-Mart has a sale on antacids.<\/p>\n

And for the vegans among us, who are trembling horror at the genocide now occurring among their friends the turkey’s, (Who, lets face it, are only good to be eaten, and not much else), allow me to provide you with this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"tofu-turkey\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Anger Central is about to indulge in slaughtering turkey’s by the dozens and devouring them unmercifully. We hope that you all have a good and safe holiday today. I understand that Wal-Mart has a sale on antacids. 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