{"id":16768,"date":"2014-12-19T13:45:12","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T18:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16768"},"modified":"2014-12-19T13:45:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T18:45:12","slug":"when-obama-met-queen-elizabeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16768","title":{"rendered":"When Obama Met Queen Elizabeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I found this amusing anecdote regarding a meeting between Queen Elizabeth and Barack Obama. It also involved Prime Minister Cameron, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. It revolves around a simple question.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>When Obama met with the Queen, (Who is the only person of royal background he hasn\u2019t bowed to),<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>He asked her, \u201cYour Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201c<i>Well,\u201d said the Queen, \u201cthe most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.\u201d<br \/>\nObama frowned, and then asked, \u201cBut how do I know the people around are really intelligent?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>The Queen took a sip of tea. \u201cOh, that\u2019s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.\u201d<br \/>\nThe Queen pushed a button on her intercom. \u201cPlease send David Cameron in here, would you?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Cameron walked into the room and said, \u201cYes, Your Majesty?\u201d<br \/>\nThe Queen smiled and said, \u201cAnswer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Who is it?\u201d<br \/>\nWithout pausing for a moment, Cameron answered, \u201cThat would be me.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes! Very good,\u201d said the Queen.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. \u201cJoe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It\u2019s not your brother and it\u2019s not your sister. Who is it?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m not sure,\u201d said Biden. \u201cLet me get back to you on that one.\u201d He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, \u201cSarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it\u2019s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?\u201d<br \/>\nSarah Palin answered right back, \u201cThat\u2019s easy, it\u2019s me!\u201d<br \/>\nBiden smiled, and said, \u201cThanks!\u201d Then, he went back to speak with Obama.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201c<i>Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It\u2019s Sarah Palin!\u201d<br \/>\nObama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, \u201cNo! You idiot! It\u2019s David Cameron!\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15907\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?resize=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?w=900&amp;ssl=1 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know what worries me? I don\u2019t think this is an inaccurate portrayal of the two most powerful people in the United States.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I found this amusing anecdote regarding a meeting between Queen Elizabeth and Barack Obama. It also involved Prime Minister Cameron, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. It revolves around a simple question. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16768\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6,8,115],"tags":[94,6,18,8,20,130,34],"class_list":["post-16768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-politics","category-stupidity-crime","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-humor","tag-obama","tag-politics","tag-sarah-palin","tag-slow-joe-biden","tag-stupidity"],"views":1024,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8831,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=8831","url_meta":{"origin":16768,"position":0},"title":"One heart attack from the Oval Office","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 16, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"So Der Fubar had better make sure his heart is in good shape, otherwise we could end up with President Joseph \u201cGaffemaster B\u201d Biden. 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