{"id":16796,"date":"2014-12-22T16:56:12","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T21:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16796"},"modified":"2022-11-30T05:50:07","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T10:50:07","slug":"thats-a-nice-internet-you-go-there-kim-jung-du","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16796","title":{"rendered":"That\u2019s a nice internet you got there Kim Jung-du"},"content":{"rendered":"

Be a shame if anything happened to it now, wouldn\u2019t it? You know, like having the entire thing collapse so that you can\u2019t get your grubby hands on that puppy porn you love so much?<\/p>\n

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It seems that North Korea has \u201cMysteriously\u201d dropped off the Internet due to a massive outage. According to Fox News:<\/p>\n

North Korea was experiencing a massive Internet outages on Monday, and one expert said the country’s online access was “totally down.” Some researchers and Web watchers speculate that the country’s online connections could be under a cyber attack. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now, how hard can it be to jam a 56K dial up modem? I wonder who is responsible for this?<\/p>\n

The White House and the State Department declined to say whether the U.S. government was responsible. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh I\u2019m sure we have nothing to do with this \u201cofficially.\u201d<\/p>\n

“We have no new information to share regarding North Korea today,” Bernadette Meehan, White House National Security Council spokesperson, told Fox News. “If in fact North Korea\u2019s Internet has gone down, we\u2019d refer you to that government for comment.” <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Nope, we have nothing to do with this, nothing to see here, move along now.<\/p>\n

Doug Madory, the director of Internet analysis at New Hampshire-based Dyn Research, a company that studies Internet connectivity, said the problems were discovered over the weekend and grew progressively worse to the point that “North Korea’s totally down.” “They have left the global Internet and they are gone until they come back,” he said. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"popcorn\"<\/a><\/p>\n

So, like Elvis, North Korea has left the planet? What a shame. I wonder what the problem might be?<\/p>\n

He said one benign explanation for the problem was that a router suffered a software glitch, though a cyber-attack involving North Korea’s Internet service was also a possibility. Routing instabilities are not uncommon, but this particular outage has gone on for hours and was getting worse instead of better, Madory said. “This doesn’t fit that profile,” of an ordinary routing problem, he said. “This shows something getting progressively worse over time.” <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"nelson2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet it\u2019s the Iranians. They must be pissed at the North Korean\u2019s for that Stuxnet trojan and have decided to take revenge. Yeah, that\u2019s it! It\u2019s the Iranians. Frankly, I don\u2019t care who trashed their network, but it\u2019s a good start. A nice followup would be a visit from Mr. Tomahawk<\/a> and all his relatives. Of course, that won\u2019t happen. Those Iranian hackers don\u2019t have anything like the Tomahawk, unless they photoshopped it, and those don\u2019t tend to rearrange the landscape when they come calling. Oh Well, sucks to be you Kim Jung-DUH!<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Business News: why Hollywood CAVED TO NORTH KOREA<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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FBI blames North Korea for Sony hack | New Orleans …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Its proof: The U.S. detected communications between computer Internet addresses known to be operated by North Korea and hacking tools left behind at the crime scene, which the FBI also said contained subtle clues linking them to that country’s government. The decision to openly blame North Korea \u2014 which … North Korea was on the list for 20 years until it was taken off in 2008 by the Bush administration during nuclear negotiations.. Rep. Ed Royce, a Republican and chairman of …<\/div>\n
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US Considers Putting North Korea On Terror List – Business …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/politics<\/a> \u2014 Fri, 19 Dec 2014 12:07:38 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Obama on hack: “Sony made a mistake” in killing ‘The …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
President Obama gave his final press briefing of 2014 today, and the hack attacks on Sony Pictures, which the administration blames on North Korea, were reporters’ first questions. … regard to the Islamic state, Russian aggression in Ukraine, and leading the fight against Ebola. Energy and climate change were on his list, as was Cuba and the end of America’s combat mission in Afghanistan. “Pick any metric that you want,” said Obama. “America’s resurgence is real. We’re better off.” …<\/div>\n
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