{"id":16827,"date":"2014-12-25T09:24:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T14:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16827"},"modified":"2014-12-25T09:25:06","modified_gmt":"2014-12-25T14:25:06","slug":"merry-christmas-from-anger-central","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16827","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas from Anger Central"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. We hope you are having a wonderful Christmas day. Santa was very busy last night, and managed to overcome some serious problems caused by Rudolph’s slacking off. It seems he had an accident early on in his journey.<\/p>\n

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We have some pictures of the incident.<\/p>\n

\"oops1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh boy! I hope the United States Air Force has their insurance coverage up to date!<\/p>\n

\"oops7\"<\/a>\"oops5\"<\/a><\/p>\n

As you might imagine, the pilot was really not happy about this.<\/p>\n

\"oops4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Still, Santa was able to get his backup sleigh delivered from the North Pole along with a few backup reindeer. (Rudolph is expected to recover) At least, I got my present.<\/p>\n

\"ChristmasBabe2011\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Merry Christmas to all!<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Good day all. We hope you are having a wonderful Christmas day. Santa was very busy last night, and managed to overcome some serious problems caused by Rudolph’s slacking off. It seems he had an accident early on in his journey. 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