{"id":17005,"date":"2015-01-15T11:49:02","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T16:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17005"},"modified":"2015-01-15T11:49:02","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T16:49:02","slug":"caption-this-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17005","title":{"rendered":"Caption this picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all. It&#8217;s time to go for a little levity, so I&#8217;ve come up with a little game. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Caption this picture!&#8221; It&#8217;s very straightforward and simple. Look at the picture, which IS safe for work, and then, in the comments, come up with an appropriate caption for it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/squeaky-feed-pet-orca.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17006\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/squeaky-feed-pet-orca.jpg?resize=500%2C347\" alt=\"squeaky feed pet orca\" width=\"500\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/squeaky-feed-pet-orca.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/squeaky-feed-pet-orca.jpg?resize=300%2C208&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Allow me to start the ball rolling. First we have the original caption as posted on Facebook:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span id=\"fbPhotoSnowliftCaption\" class=\"fbPhotosPhotoCaption\" tabindex=\"0\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span class=\"hasCaption\">Squeaky the seal feeds his pet Orca&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now here are a couple of responses:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\" data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205375913694284:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body\"><span class=\"UFICommentBody\" data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205375913694284:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0\"><span data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205375913694284:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0\"><strong>What they don&#8217;t show is the next frame. All you see there is Squeaky&#8217;s rear flippers hanging out of the mouth of his pet orca.<\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And a second caption:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>T<span data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\" data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205383299798932:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body\"><span class=\"UFICommentBody\" data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205383299798932:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0\"><span data-reactid=\".3w.1:3:1:$comment10205375560085444_10205383299798932:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0\">hank you for the snack. Next up &#8211; the main course!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, have at it! I&#8217;m sure we have any number of truly gifted people with a deep sense of sarcasm and cynicism who will provide many fine comments.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, I almost forgot. <a href=\"http:\/\/nicedoggie.net\/?p=10852\" target=\"_blank\">Today is the birthday of Emperor Misha of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler<\/a>. Pop over and wish him a happy birthday&#8230;and send him booze so he can celebrate properly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all. It&#8217;s time to go for a little levity, so I&#8217;ve come up with a little game. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Caption this picture!&#8221; It&#8217;s very straightforward and simple. Look at the picture, which IS safe for work, and then, in the comments, come up with an appropriate caption for it. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17005\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,6,219],"tags":[222,6],"class_list":["post-17005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor"],"views":1046,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":37117,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37117","url_meta":{"origin":17005,"position":0},"title":"The Totalitarian Left responds to the end of the Mask Mandates","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"May 7, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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