{"id":17170,"date":"2015-02-01T18:10:04","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T23:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17170"},"modified":"2015-02-01T18:10:04","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T23:10:04","slug":"the-best-superbowl-ad-that-wont-be-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17170","title":{"rendered":"The best superbowl ad that won&#8217;t be seen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It&#8217;s time for some football, but as we all know, the only reason to watch the Superbowl is to see the ads. Who really cares who&#8217;s playing for the championship anyway? Who cares what the pressure of the footballs actually is? We&#8217;re watching to see the ads, and the occasional wardrobe malfunction.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16558\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn-246x300.jpg?resize=246%2C300\" alt=\"popcorn\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?resize=246%2C300&amp;ssl=1 246w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?w=417&amp;ssl=1 417w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, there is one as that will not be shown tonight. Why? Because the Social Justice Warriors of the Perpetually offended have screeched to the high heavens about the ad put forth by Godaddy. For some reason, the Perpetually offended were offended by puppies! I found the ad on YouTube and I wasn&#8217;t offended. I found it cute and amusing. Here&#8217;s the ad for your enjoyment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qI9wq2ZDoKM&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>I honestly don&#8217;t see a problem here. If you do, please post a comment.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It&#8217;s time for some football, but as we all know, the only reason to watch the Superbowl is to see the ads. Who really cares who&#8217;s playing for the championship anyway? Who cares what the pressure of the footballs actually is? We&#8217;re watching to see the ads, and the occasional wardrobe malfunction. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17170\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,100,219],"tags":[222,6,90,273,31],"class_list":["post-17170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-moonbat","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-moonbattery","tag-sjw","tag-youtube"],"views":701,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22745,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22745","url_meta":{"origin":17170,"position":0},"title":"The Grand Tour\u2019s Eboladrome","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"November 20, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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After I posted that story, a news\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"ObamaWhiteFlag","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/ObamaWhiteFlag-300x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18543,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18543","url_meta":{"origin":17170,"position":3},"title":"Offended shopper calls 911 over Confederate flag","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Well, the SJW purge of all things confederate continues apace. 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