{"id":1724,"date":"2010-02-28T10:06:10","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T15:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1724"},"modified":"2010-02-28T10:11:31","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T15:11:31","slug":"moonbats-having-carnal-knowledge-with-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1724","title":{"rendered":"Moonbats having carnal knowledge with trees"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was reading something on the interwebtubes and came across this at the end of the article. It’s a video of a bunch of Earth Firsters literally crying their eyes out over a dead tree.<\/p>\n

I am amazed that these ninnies are actually able to feed themselves without jamming a fork into their eyes.<\/p>\n

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Words fail me. You just can’t talk with people like these morons. They detest the very existence of the Human race, (Except themselves of course), and yet won’t actually try living the way they demand everyone else should. (Hugging trees and singing Kumbaya)<\/p>\n

How much would you care to wager that after these idiots finished their gang whine they all piled into their hybrid cars, drove to their homes and started posting messages on the Internet? Absolutely none of that is “Environmentally friendly” in any way, shape or form.<\/p>\n

Now if these Moonbats really wanted to help the forests, they would strip off all their clothes, and simply live in the forests on roots and berries. I expect their life expectancy would be about a month.<\/p>\n

These “people” and I use that term advisedly, literally have no common sense at all. If it weren’t for the society they hold in such utter and complete contempt, they would all be long dead.<\/p>\n

No, the average Moonbat is a complete hypocrite. They believe that the world revolves around them and that they know what’s best for everyone. Personally, I think they should be dropped naked into an equatorial rain forest. I suspect if any of them survived more then 2 weeks, they would learn to appreciate the modern world a whole lot more.<\/p>\n

That is all.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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