{"id":1730,"date":"2010-02-25T08:14:38","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T13:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1730"},"modified":"2010-02-25T08:14:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T13:14:50","slug":"why-you-should-respect-systems-administrators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1730","title":{"rendered":"Why you should respect Systems Administrators"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings from the bowels of the Anger Central Data Center. As you’ve noticed, we’ve had our share of systems problems, most of which can be laid directly at the doorstep of the Angry Webmaster.<\/p>\n

I could go over all the things we do to make sure your ATM card works, you can surf porn on the internet and download every single virus known to mankind.<\/p>\n

Instead, I’ll just post this cartoon I found on XKCD.com<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Remember, we are the ones who keep your computers running.<\/p>\n

THIS MEANS YOU, Angry Webmaster!
\n(And I”m STILL getting his system back together after his last “experiment”)<\/p>\n

~The Angry Systems Administrator~ <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I could go over all the things we do to make sure your ATM card works, you can surf porn on the internet and download every single virus known to mankind. 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