{"id":17329,"date":"2015-02-21T15:21:59","date_gmt":"2015-02-21T20:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17329"},"modified":"2015-10-02T04:00:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-02T08:00:48","slug":"enough-is-enough-with-this-snow-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17329","title":{"rendered":"Enough is enough with this snow already!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am about to go stark raving bonkers. We are about to get more snow this weekend. I’ve just spent a couple of hours on the roof of the Anger Central Primary dwelling shoveling several tons of Al Gore’s dandruff off before the weight brought everything down.<\/p>\n

\"Al-Gore<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Now I’m seeing reports that not only is it damn cold out there, (as in below zero the last few nights), but now even more of that white frozen crap is coming. Here are the miserable details from USA Today<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A messy, slow-moving winter storm is churning out yet another round of snow, ice, sleet and freezing rain this weekend along a path stretching from eastern Kansas to the tip of Maine. Winter storm warnings and winter weather advisories have been issued for major cities as far apart as St. Louis, Atlanta, Boston and Indianapolis. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH\"<\/a><\/p>\n

For winter-weary residents in the eastern United States, there will be no letup from snow. About 4 to 8 inches is forecast for the eastern Ohio Valley, northern Mid-Atlantic and much of New England. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=x_8YTa_-hZw’]<\/p>\n

The highest snowfall accumulations are forecast for West Virginia, where up to 12 inches of snow is possible, according to WeatherBug. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And they are quite welcome to it. In fact, they can have the NINE FEET I currently have in front of the Primary Dwelling after clearing all that global warming off the roof.<\/p>\n

In the East, another slap of arctic air early next week is expected to bring more flurries and snow showers. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gbp_JQ7RxqM’]<\/p>\n

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa<\/strong><\/em>
\n They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa<\/strong><\/em>
\n To the funny farm<\/strong><\/em>
\n Where life is beautiful all the time<\/strong><\/em>
\n And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men<\/strong><\/em>
\n In their clean white coats<\/strong><\/em>
\n And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\"suck<\/a><\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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I am about to go stark raving bonkers. We are about to get more snow this weekend. I’ve just spent a couple of hours on the roof of the Anger Central Primary dwelling shoveling several tons of Al Gore’s dandruff off before the weight brought everything down. 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