{"id":17353,"date":"2015-02-28T10:47:22","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T15:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17353"},"modified":"2015-02-26T19:14:45","modified_gmt":"2015-02-27T00:14:45","slug":"how-to-torture-people-without-waterboarding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17353","title":{"rendered":"How to torture people without waterboarding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can blame this on the Sprint marketing department. As you know, many Progressives, actually all of them, object to moistening the face of murdering Islamic terrorists. Well, I&#8217;ve found a much better way to deal with recalcitrant Jihadists, moonbats and progressives.<\/p>\n<p>I give you&#8230;Narwhals!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>Yep, 10 solid hours of dancing narwhals. Put someone in a room with a large monitor and a decent sound system and anyone will break.<\/p>\n<p>Now try getting that out of your mind.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Clippy.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17210\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Clippy-294x300.jpg?resize=294%2C300\" alt=\"Clippy\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Clippy.jpg?resize=294%2C300&amp;ssl=1 294w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Clippy.jpg?resize=500%2C511&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Clippy.jpg?w=570&amp;ssl=1 570w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can blame this on the Sprint marketing department. As you know, many Progressives, actually all of them, object to moistening the face of murdering Islamic terrorists. Well, I&#8217;ve found a much better way to deal with recalcitrant Jihadists, moonbats and progressives. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17353\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,6,219],"tags":[222,6,31],"class_list":["post-17353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":1091,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43399,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43399","url_meta":{"origin":17353,"position":0},"title":"Senator Dick Durbin angry that 9\/11 terrorists not getting plea deal","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 15, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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