{"id":17534,"date":"2015-03-18T14:43:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T18:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17534"},"modified":"2015-03-18T05:46:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-18T09:46:05","slug":"boston-breaks-snow-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17534","title":{"rendered":"Boston breaks snow record"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. It’s now official. Boston has received the most snow in one season in recorded history. Al Gore could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n

\"Al-Gore<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The official snow total to date is 108.6 inches. Now for those of you who pay attention, you will know that the Anger Central offices are in the Free and Well Armed state of New Hampshire, not the slave state known as the People’s Democratic Republic of Taxachusetts. Still, we’re close enough that we also received a massive dump of Al Gore’s dandruff this year.<\/p>\n

I would say that we easily 8 FEET of snow this season. At one point, the Angry Facilities Manager was on the roof of the Anger Central Primary Dwelling helping me clear 3 feet of snow off before it collapsed the porch. We had so much snow up here that there was literally no place to put it.<\/p>\n

\"snow<\/a><\/p>\n

The main road was reduced to barely one car width, and backing out of the driveways for myself and Mrs. Webmaster was a challenge. Thankfully, we’ve had a warm snap and we’re down to less then 3 feet in the front yard of our palatial estate. As for Boston, it has been announced that there will be no parade to celebrate this record breaking snow amount.<\/p>\n

\"captain_obvious\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The next person who screams global warming in my face is going to get a snow shovel to the back of the head.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. It’s now official. Boston has received the most snow in one season in recorded history. Al Gore could not be reached for comment. 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