{"id":17790,"date":"2015-04-12T17:49:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-12T21:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17790"},"modified":"2016-01-27T05:53:24","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T10:53:24","slug":"signs-that-warm-weather-has-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17790","title":{"rendered":"Signs that warm weather has returned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I&#8217;ve been busy, but just came up to order some pizza. When I went out, I noticed how warm it has become this fine day. As I drove to the pizza place, I noticed all the ladies who have shed their winter clothes. It occurred to me that there are three types of women. Now the criteria is that they must be of child bearing age.<\/p>\n<p>This, of course, doesn&#8217;t mean legal age, except in Arkansas. (Those you look at, smile and do not touch or I will come after you) Now the three types are easily described.<\/p>\n<p>Those who you wish would remove more garments, those who who understand that they really should stay covered, and those who think they are in the first group when they should be given a discount card for Aishia&#8217;s House of Burqas. Yes, some people should just remain covered with as much cloth as possible.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17523\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes-194x300.jpg?resize=194%2C300\" alt=\"irish Eyes\" width=\"194\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes.jpg?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes.jpg?resize=663%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 663w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes.jpg?resize=500%2C773&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/irish-Eyes.jpg?w=719&amp;ssl=1 719w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 194px) 100vw, 194px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I&#8217;ve been busy, but just came up to order some pizza. When I went out, I noticed how war it has become this fine day. As I drove to the pizza place, I noticed all the ladies who have shed their winter clothes. It occurred to me that there are three types of women. Now the criteria is that they must be of child bearing age. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17790\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,43,6],"tags":[4,222,6],"class_list":["post-17790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-global-warming","category-humor","tag-entertainment","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor"],"views":834,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":31410,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=31410","url_meta":{"origin":17790,"position":0},"title":"New York Pizza shop owner victimized by Cancel Karen","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 8, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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