{"id":18021,"date":"2015-05-07T14:17:35","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T18:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18021"},"modified":"2015-10-03T05:18:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-03T09:18:58","slug":"and-now-we-have-the-stupid-criminal-of-the-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18021","title":{"rendered":"And now we have the Stupid Criminal of the Month!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Recently I posted a \u201cStupid Criminal of the Week article regarding one blithering idiot, Levi Charles Reardon<\/a>. I didn’t expect to top that one as quickly as this, but now we have another idiot, and this one makes it to the Criminal of the Month!<\/p>\n

\"JW-Life's<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

This chucklehead, one Sirbio Sanchez, was literally on his way out of prison when he pulled what has to be the dumbest move ever. Here are the details from myfoxny.com:<\/p>\n

A New Jersey man is back behind bars after authorities say he punched two guards while being released from a Pennsylvania jail.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"headdesk\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Authorities have charged 43-year-old Sirbio Sanchez of Union City, New Jersey, with aggravated assault, aggravated assault on a corrections officer and other counts. <\/i><\/p>\n

\"stupid<\/a><\/p>\n

State police said in a statement Sanchez was leaving the Monroe County Correctional Facility in Hamilton when he punched the officers. <\/i><\/p>\n

\"recovering<\/a><\/p>\n

Words fail me. Convicts, when they are clsoe to their release date would seem to want to be on their best behavior. Slugging a couple of guards after you have completed your sentence and are on your way out the door?<\/p>\n

\"The-Good-Idea-Fairy-3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Maybe they should just shoot him next time and save us all the bother and expense of a trial and incarceration.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Recently I posted a \u201cStupid Criminal of the Week article regarding one blithering idiot, Levi Charles Reardon. I didn’t expect to top that one as quickly as this, but now we have another idiot, and this one makes it to the Criminal of the Month! 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