{"id":18307,"date":"2015-06-17T12:42:34","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T16:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18307"},"modified":"2018-11-12T05:11:50","modified_gmt":"2018-11-12T10:11:50","slug":"hillary-rodham-clinton-relaunches-campaign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18307","title":{"rendered":"Hillary Rodham Clinton relaunches campaign"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Hillary Clinton is running for President of the United States of America. I make no secret of the fact that I think she would serve the nation far better by serving a sentence in a federal prison.<\/p>\n

\"hillary_clinton_jailed\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Recently, Cankles \u201cRelaunched\u201d her campaign on Roosevelt island in New York. For those of you who don’t know, and I am one of them, Roosevelt Island<\/a> is a narrow island in the East River. If you have any interest in what the island is about, follow the link to Wikipedia<\/a>. It seems that Olivia Nuzzi wasn’t all that impressed with the island or Cankles. She wrote a column in The Daily Beast about her impressions of the event. She wasn’t kind.<\/p>\n

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For the first big speech of her 2016 campaign, Hillary Clinton turned a little-known strip of New York into a serene summertime autocracy, pleasant and creepy at the same time.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Right off the bat she ran into issues with the security detail.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s an odd sensation to be sitting on the back of a golf cart, holding on for dear life, as a member of Hillary Clinton\u2019s security team\u2014bald and meat-headed, his blazer straining to remain stitched around his bulky arms\u2014speeds like O.J. Simpson in order to deliver you to a secure location. This can happen, I now know, if you happen to make the mistake of walking down the wrong pathway\u2014of a public park\u2014on your way to a Clinton speech. <\/i>\u201cGet in!\u201d he barked. Then, a sigh: \u201cNot your fault.\u201d That\u2019s just the way things are around here.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"double-facepalm\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And where would here be? Ms. Nuzzi is more then happy to inform you in great detail.<\/p>\n

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Here would be Hillary Island\u2014formerly Roosevelt Island\u2014a strip of land located in the middle of the East River between Manhattan and Queens that some 10,000 New Yorkers call home. <\/i>Roosevelt Island, transformed by architects in the 1930s to serve as a \u201cliving memorial,\u201d looks like a cross between something out of Grand Theft Auto and a ghost town. It has a fake forest, and brutalist apartment complexes. Its abandoned insane asylum was turned into a luxury highrise.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"stalinchildren\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It was meant to be a tribute to socialism after all. Ms. Nuzzi continues. (And I am cherry picking her best lines of course)<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a serene summertime police state\u2014wherein campaign staffers told reporters to stay in their designated area, away from attendees\u2014pleasant and creepy at the same time. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"heil<\/a><\/p>\n

And then she described good old….tired…Cankles Clinton.<\/p>\n

\"Hillary<\/a><\/p>\n

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In a royal blue blazer and glowing blonde hair, Clinton took to the stage to deliver her Four Fights speech. At times she sounded robotic, like the pol who won\u2019t take a position without poll testing it as she has been accused at others some humanity crept through. All the while, though, it was hard to shake the feeling that she was already president\u2014of this island.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Hillary<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s just what the old bat is hoping for. That she can be seen as inevitable. Well, I have serious doubts on whether or not Cankles can win the nomination, let alone the general. After all, here is her campaign picture.<\/p>\n

\"hillary<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeah, I don’t think so Tim.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Hillary Clinton is running for President of the United States of America. I make no secret of the fact that I think she would serve the nation far better by serving a sentence in a federal prison. 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