{"id":18322,"date":"2015-06-19T10:32:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T14:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18322"},"modified":"2015-06-19T16:32:03","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T20:32:03","slug":"news-flash-isis-announces-islamic-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18322","title":{"rendered":"News Flash! ISIS Announces Islamic Brothel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. ISIS has announced that they are opening a series of Islamic Brothels to take care of the needs of the Jihadi. As we all know, ISIS considered that nothing is to good for their holy warriors.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16920\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed-300x269.png?resize=300%2C269\" alt=\"muhammed\" width=\"300\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png?resize=300%2C269&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png?w=462&amp;ssl=1 462w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Recently, I found a video of them organizing a mass tryout. You can see them moving the &#8220;Comfort Volunteers&#8221; to their new place of employment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NRKnxdF_Uwk&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>What do you think? Would Mohammad approve this new venture? I think he would and make generous use of their &#8220;services.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>***UPDATE***<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The original video was removed after I posted this. I&#8217;ve located another version, and better quality filming.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. ISIS has announced that they are opening a series of Islamic Brothels to take care of the needs of the Jihadi. As we all know, ISIS considered that nothing is to good for their holy warriors. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18322\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6,71,9,219],"tags":[4,222,6,16],"class_list":["post-18322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-news-of-the-day","category-terrorism-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-islamic-fascism"],"views":661,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19708,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19708","url_meta":{"origin":18322,"position":0},"title":"ISIS ramping up their threats against Texas","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 25, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"ISIS must really hate Texas. They are making even more threats to attack the Lone Star State as well as their usual \u201cKill all the Christians, Jews and unbelievers\u201d schtick.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"jahidi in texas","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/jahidi-in-texas-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":21375,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=21375","url_meta":{"origin":18322,"position":1},"title":"ISIS is on a mole hunt","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"June 7, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Recently, a senior ISIS commander had a meeting with a Hellfire missile. He did not survive the meeting. This has sent ISIS into a frenzy. The leadership, those that haven\u2019t been blown to pieces that is, want to know how we\u2019re finding their leaders.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"Islamic-terrorism","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Islamic-terrorism-300x182.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":21066,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=21066","url_meta":{"origin":18322,"position":2},"title":"ISIS targets New Yorkers","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"May 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. This story came out last week and was completely ignored by the American Mostly Stupid Media. It seems that Obama\u2019s favorite JV team, ISIS, has put out a hit on some 3600 random New Yorkers.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"Islamic-terrorism","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Islamic-terrorism-300x182.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18370,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18370","url_meta":{"origin":18322,"position":3},"title":"Al Qaeda getting a bit paranoid?","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"June 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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