{"id":18467,"date":"2015-07-09T07:04:24","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T11:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18467"},"modified":"2015-07-09T07:04:24","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T11:04:24","slug":"gov-chris-christie-announces-run-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18467","title":{"rendered":"Gov. Chris Christie announces run for President"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Chris Christie has announced that he will be seeking the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States in 2016.<\/p>\n

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Christie was the darling of the GOP back in 2012 with people like Ann Coulter slobbering over him and begging him to run instead of Mittens Romney. Then came Hurricane Sandy which wrecked the coastal areas of New Jersey. When Obama deigned to put in a royal appearance, Christie did everything but drop to his knees and perform fellatio on King Putt. That pretty much ended the romance the Conservative wing of the GOP had with the \u201cJersey Whale\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Christie showed he was nothing more then an establishment RINO with a serious Krispy Kreme addiction. His administration of New Jersey hasn’t been all that successful, and has shown Christie for what he is. A loudmouthed bully who talks a good game but fades in the end.<\/p>\n

Christie’s announcement that he is running is being greeted with yawns by the base. They trust him about as much as they trust Jeb Bush, which is not at all. Christie is so arrogant that he doesn’t understand that he’s just another has been, and that this will be his last term as an elected official of anything.<\/p>\n

The best way to picture Christie’s chances is to think of him as a skydiver who’s chute fails. For most, it’s a long fall followed by a messy SPLAT! This picture shows what it would be like if Christie’s chute failed.<\/p>\n

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Yep, that’s about where Christie’s popularity is with the GOP base. Even Ann Coulter has apologized for trying to push Christie on the GOP in 2012. The Jeresy Whale should just swim back to Trenton and hope he doesn’t get harpooned by a Russian whaling ship.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Chris Christie has announced that he will be seeking the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States in 2016. 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