{"id":18524,"date":"2015-07-12T08:28:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-12T12:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18524"},"modified":"2018-08-17T05:18:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-17T09:18:38","slug":"selfie-sticks-the-ultimate-narcissistic-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18524","title":{"rendered":"Selfie Sticks, the ultimate narcissistic toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all. I&#8217;ve decided to put politics aside for a bit and write about my pet peeve, the Selfie Stick. This is a device a person uses to extend the reach of a person who wants to take a picture of themselves.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One of the biggest fans of the selfie and the Selfie Stick is Barrack, Hussein Obama. That fool can&#8217;t get enough of himself and is forever taking selfies or getting into a camera with someone else who is taking a selfie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18525\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie-300x225.png?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"obama-stick-selfie\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png?resize=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png?w=1440&amp;ssl=1 1440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-stick-selfie.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is it any wonder the United States and the entire world is in such sad shape these days? And then there is the danger of the \u201cSelfie Stick\u201d itself. People are getting hurt and use, killed using or even carrying Selfie sticks. As a public service, I&#8217;ve located this video on the dangers of the Selfie Stick.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1fmQs37YqXg&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>And if that wasn&#8217;t enough, think of all the men and women who take a selfie of themselves nude and then post it. Don&#8217;t they understand that once it&#8217;s on the Internet, it&#8217;s there forever? And what about those people who post nude selfies who, to be frank, should never be allowed to be seen in anything less than a full Burqa?<\/p>\n<p>And what about all the men, such as Obama, who have Selfie Sticks? There seems to be a trend for them to get longer and longer sticks, probably to make up for a \u201cshort coming\u201d in certain parts of their anatomy. Hey guys, it isn&#8217;t the length of your \u201cSelfie Stick\u201d it&#8217;s how well you use your camera.<\/p>\n<p>I do not have a selfie stick, and I don&#8217;t even like having my picture taken by others. I certainly won&#8217;t take any of myself. I don&#8217;t need to display myself to others and I would appreciate that you take that Selfie Stick and stick it where the sun don&#8217;t shine!<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all. I&#8217;ve decided to put politics aside for a bit and write about my pet peeve, the Selfie Stick. This is a device a person uses to extend the reach of a person who wants to take a picture of themselves. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18524\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32,6,219],"tags":[4,222,6,34,57],"class_list":["post-18524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-stupidity","tag-technology"],"views":513,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21725,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=21725","url_meta":{"origin":18524,"position":0},"title":"As usual, Der Fubar blames the police","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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