{"id":18604,"date":"2015-07-25T08:35:49","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T12:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18604"},"modified":"2015-07-26T08:16:43","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T12:16:43","slug":"creepy-clowns-in-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18604","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Clowns in Chicago!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. I saw this article the other day. There have been multiple sightings of Creepy Clowns in the Windy City.<\/p>\n

\"pennywise-clown-it\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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According to CBS Chicago<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Creepy clowns running around cemeteries and city streets scaring people. <\/i>CBS 2\u2019s Dave Savini talks with a Chicagoan who had a close encounter with a nocturnal clown earlier this month. The cell phone video tells it all: a person dressed in a clown suit, trespassing at historic Rosehill Cemetery in the dead of night.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A creepy clown in a Chicago cemetery? Must have been a Democrat campaign \u201cGet Out The Vote\u201d worker.<\/p>\n

Julia Graham says she was \u201cfreaked out\u201d at the figure as it ran toward the main gate. She and her husband were driving by around 10 p.m. \u201cWhen we get closer, we realize it\u2019s a clown, which is super weird,\u201d she says.\u201cI mean, this was somebody putting forth a lot of effort \u2014 and being really weird,\u201d Graham says. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m guessing that Ms. Graham is a liberal. They’re always easily freaked out by things like this.<\/p>\n

\"Typical<\/a><\/p>\n

It got weirder. When Julia and her husband hung around to get a better look, the clown was not deterred or afraid. He waved slowly at the couple.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"keep-calm-and-oh-my-god-were-all-gonna-die\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yep, definitely a Democrat ward boss at least.<\/p>\n

Eventually, the clown caught in the headlights of Graham\u2019s car turns around and, without saying a word, takes off into the darkness of the cemetery. \u201cI just think it\u2019s creepy and wrong,\u201d Graham says.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

During the time of this incident, Mayor Rahm Emanuel could not be located for comment.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. I saw this article the other day. There have been multiple sitings of Creepy Clowns in the Windy City. 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