{"id":18657,"date":"2015-08-02T14:04:57","date_gmt":"2015-08-02T18:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18657"},"modified":"2015-08-02T14:04:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-02T18:04:57","slug":"good-riddance-to-cecil-the-zebra-murdering-lion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18657","title":{"rendered":"Good riddance to Cecil the zebra murdering lion"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. A couple of weeks ago a news story came out about some dentist that killed a lion in Africa. Apparently the lion, named \u201cCecil\u201d was collared and wasn’t supposed to be taken. The story from the hunter’s guides is that they never saw the collar until after the lion was dead.<\/p>\n

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The dentist who took out Cecil had a big game permit. Like anyone else in that situation, he relied on his local guides to keep things on the up and up. If there was an issue, then it’s on the guides, not the hunter. Since the news broke, the raging moonbats have gone absolutely insane, calling for the arrest of the dentist. The Obama Regime is also looking into this, although under what jurisdiction the Fish and Game department has is very questionable.<\/p>\n

The threats against the hunter have forced him into hiding. He has also had to close his practice to protect his patients from the rampaging mob of loons and idiots. Considering that most of these kooks do not value human life, there is a very good chance someone might try to kill the dentist.<\/p>\n

However, in all of this, there is one group that hasn’t been consulted on Cecil’s demise. That would be the group known as \u201cZebra’s.\u201d They are celebrating the fact that this notorious serial killer has finally been stopped. Here are a few comments from some of the zebra’s that Cecil was known to be stalking:<\/p>\n

\u201cI have nothing but thanks for that dentist. I lost my beloved daughter to that ravenous monster. He chased her down and ripped her throat out! Good riddance to him!\u201d (Zack Zebra)<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cCecil was looking at me for the last few days. I tried to get a restraining order against him, but the authorities just laughed at me. I have no doubt I would have been the next victim of Cecil’s.\u201d (Wendy Zebra)<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cHow dare these so called people praise that mass murderer!\u201d (Luke, Local Zebra leader)<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cZebra lives matter! Zebra Lives Matter!\u201d (Chant from local zebra’s protesting the threats against the dentist who saved them)<\/i><\/p>\n

\"zebras\"<\/a><\/p>\n

There you have it. Some consider the hunter to be the evil one, but as always, the truth will come out in the end.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. A couple of weeks ago a news story came out about some dentist that killed a lion in Africa. Apparently the lion, named \u201cCecil\u201d was collared and wasn’t supposed to be taken. The story from the hunter’s guides is that they never saw the collar until after the lion was dead. 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