{"id":18680,"date":"2015-08-10T08:07:34","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T12:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18680"},"modified":"2015-08-10T08:07:34","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T12:07:34","slug":"juan-ellis-bush-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18680","title":{"rendered":"Juan Ellis Bush for President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. The first cattle call, known as the GOP first string debate, has concluded. None of the so called \u201cFirst String.\u201d including Trump, really broke out. The one candidate that everyone thinks won both debates was Carly Fiorina.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, we have Juan Ellis Bush. (So named by <a href=\"http:\/\/howiecarrshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Howie Carr<\/a>) Juan is the choice of the Republican Establishment to be the GOP&#8217;s nominee in 2016. The problem is that the base of the Republican Party can&#8217;t stand him. He claims to be a conservative, but his remarks about amnesty for criminal aliens, path to citizenship for criminal aliens and his general attitude makes many people wonder why he is running on the Republican ticket.<\/p>\n<p>Juan Ellis Bush would seem to be more of a 70&#8217;s liberal Democrat than a Republican. So, what would a Juan Ellis Bush administration look like? Here&#8217;s your answer. (Please swallow anything and make sure there is nothing you might knock over before proceeding)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18681\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"Jeb obama bush\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush.jpg?resize=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. The first cattle call, known as the GOP first string debate, has concluded. None of the so called \u201cFirst String.\u201d including Trump, really broke out. The one candidate that everyone thinks won both debates was Carly Fiorina. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18680\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,10,71,8,151,219],"tags":[94,222,14,302,101,8,34],"class_list":["post-18680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-immigration","category-news-of-the-day","category-politics","category-rino","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-illegal-aliens","tag-jeb-bush","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-stupidity"],"views":799,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19172,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19172","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":0},"title":"Juan! Ellis Arbusto says that polls don&#8217;t matter","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 29, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Sunday is when the candidates go on the national talk shows and make utter fools of themselves. Juan! Ellis Arbusto, (Formally known a Jeb Ellis Bush), is no exception. Bush was never more popular than when he wasn't running for office. Since he's announced, and has been\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News of the Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News of the Day","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=71"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jeb obama bush","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18963,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18963","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":1},"title":"Jeb! Bush is really working hard to lose the election","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Governor Jeb! Bush, or Juan Ellis Arbusto as I like to call him is not doing as well as he expected in the presidential campaign. Oh, he has a lot of money socked away, but that won't help him if the voters go for other candidates.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News of the Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News of the Day","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=71"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jeb obama bush","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18881,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18881","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":2},"title":"Here&#8217;s another reason not to vote for more Shrubbery","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 25, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. The campaign is rolling right along, and the RINO's are shooting at Trump and missing by a country mile. The RINO's. Led by Juan Ellis Arbusto, still can't grasp just how angry the base is with the Establishment.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News of the Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News of the Day","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=71"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jeb obama bush","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":28271,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28271","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":3},"title":"The new RINO Leader wants Trump Primaried","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 17, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It seems that Juan Ellis Bush, (AKA Jeb Bush), still isn\u2019t over the fact that he and his family were roundly rejected in 2016. After setting fire to $100 million dollars, and winning...nothing, he still thinks that his opinions actually carry any weight. In a recent interview\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Immigration&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Immigration","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=10"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":19552,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19552","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":4},"title":"Jeb Bush supporters leaving in droves","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 13, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Jeb! Bush was supposed to be the \u201cGreat White Hope\u201d for the Republican Establishment. However, it hasn't worked out that way. His poll numbers have been cratering, and the recent debate didn't help matters. The question is, where is his support going? It isn't going to Chris\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jeb obama bush","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":20441,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=20441","url_meta":{"origin":18680,"position":5},"title":"Jeb! Bush now looking for the pity vote","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Juan! Bush is still campaigning in South Carolina. He\u2019s still saying, publicly, that he can turn things around and win the nomination. Of course, we all know he can\u2019t. Now it seems that he\u2019s going for the pity vote.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jeb obama bush","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-obama-bush-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18680"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18683,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18680\/revisions\/18683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}