{"id":18898,"date":"2015-08-23T15:10:26","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T19:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18898"},"modified":"2015-08-23T15:10:26","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T19:10:26","slug":"a-non-review-of-the-fantastic-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18898","title":{"rendered":"A non-review of the Fantastic Four"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. This will be short and sweet. (Or sour as the case may be) A few weeks ago the latest attempt to make a movie from the Fantastic Four came out. I was planning on going to see it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16558\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn-246x300.jpg?resize=246%2C300\" alt=\"popcorn\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?resize=246%2C300&amp;ssl=1 246w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?w=417&amp;ssl=1 417w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I saw the reviews. To say the movie was bad is an understatement. Reports since it&#8217;s release have the director and the studio attacking each other over this disaster. Needless to say, I decided not to see it in the theaters. In fact, from what I understand, you would be better off doing this with your money.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=StmbrLfGC-8&#8242;]<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s that bad.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. This will be short and sweet. (Or sour as the case may be) A few weeks ago the latest attempt to make a movie from the Fantastic Four came out. I was planning on going to see it. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18898\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,84,62,219],"tags":[4,125,15,62],"class_list":["post-18898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-movies","category-reviews","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-epic-fail","tag-incompetence","tag-reviews"],"views":411,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20723,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=20723","url_meta":{"origin":18898,"position":0},"title":"Review: Allegiant","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 19, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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