{"id":19276,"date":"2015-10-11T08:34:26","date_gmt":"2015-10-11T12:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19276"},"modified":"2019-03-19T17:57:32","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T21:57:32","slug":"the-stupid-criminal-of-the-week-dashawn-terrell-cochran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19276","title":{"rendered":"The Stupid Criminal of the week? Dashawn Terrell Cochran!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all, we have a winner in the category of \u201cThe Stupid Criminal of the Week\u201d category. This losers name is Dashawn Terrell Cochran. What makes Dashawn Terrell Cochran a stupid criminal, besides committing a crime?<\/p>\n

\"The-Good-Idea-Fairy-3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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You are going to love this. When Dashawn went to make his escape, his getaway car was an Uber car.<\/p>\n

\"Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, this criminal mastermind hired an Uber car to make his getaway. Here are the details from ABC News<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A 23-year-old man suspected of armed robbery tried to take an Uber car to help him get away after he held up a store outside Baltimore, police said.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

The suspect, Dashawn Terrell Cochran, was at a store in Parkville, Maryland, early Wednesday morning when he allegedly took a bottle of Tylenol cold medicine to the register, the Baltimore County Police Department said. Police said he then pointed a gun at an employee and demanded money. <\/i>Cochran ran from the store with an undisclosed amount of cash, but officers began to track his path, police said. Cochran was seen getting into the back of a silver Lexus, and when officers pulled the car over, the driver said he was an Uber driver, police said.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"head_up_ass\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t use Uber, but even I know that arranging for an Uber ride to be used as a getaway car is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. I wonder is Dashawn was watching \u201cThe Transporter\u201d one to many times? The police quickly pulled the Uber car over and rounded up Dumbass Cochran.<\/p>\n

The driver and a second passenger were released since it was determined they “had nothing to do with the robbery,” police said. Cochran was charged with armed robbery, first-degree assault, second-degree assault and theft less than $1,000, Cpl. John Wachter of the Baltimore County Police Department told ABC News.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"stupid<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s a pity they can’t charge this moron with criminal stupidity. Well, if this knothead were actually smart, he wouldn’t be robbing a drugstore.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all, we have a winner in the category of \u201cThe Stupid Criminal of the Week\u201d category. This losers name is Dashawn Terrell Cochran. What makes Dashawn Terrell Cochran a stupid criminal, besides committing a crime?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,135,71,115,219],"tags":[94,3,15,34],"class_list":["post-19276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-just-desserts","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-crime","tag-incompetence","tag-stupidity"],"views":597,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":29326,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=29326","url_meta":{"origin":19276,"position":0},"title":"Stupid Criminal of the month!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 30, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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