{"id":19690,"date":"2015-11-26T08:19:36","date_gmt":"2015-11-26T13:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19690"},"modified":"2015-11-26T08:19:36","modified_gmt":"2015-11-26T13:19:36","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19690","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all and happy Thanksgiving from Anger Central! We hope you all have a safe and filling Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5659\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey-300x235.jpg?resize=300%2C235\" alt=\"tofu-turkey\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C235&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=150%2C117&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?w=315&amp;ssl=1 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As you might expect, I have located a few interesting items regarding the annual mass devouring of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wild_turkey\" target=\"_blank\">Meleagris gallopavo<\/a> that I think you will enjoy. For instance, did you know that some people think that Turkeys get pregnant? Oh yeah, they do. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AYD5hBIqJaI&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>I think some people really should pay attention in biology class. And then we have this one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SMNGMK1IWj8&#8242;]<\/p>\n<p>Two years to get payback?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/hookLineAndSinker.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19694\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/hookLineAndSinker-300x300.gif?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"hookLineAndSinker\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/hookLineAndSinker.gif?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/hookLineAndSinker.gif?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know what they say Amy, Payback is a bitch! And finally, the Main Course is ready.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19693\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey-300x257.jpg?resize=300%2C257\" alt=\"drunk turkey\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?w=399&amp;ssl=1 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings one and all and happy Thanksgiving from Anger Central! We hope you all have a safe and filling Thanksgiving. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19690\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,6,135,219,177],"tags":[11,40,222,6,314,31],"class_list":["post-19690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","category-just-desserts","category-the-good-idea-fairy","category-wacko-bird","tag-america","tag-general-housekeeping","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-thanksgiving","tag-youtube"],"views":871,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13477,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13477","url_meta":{"origin":19690,"position":0},"title":"Before you deep fry that turkey","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 27, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't watch Duck Dynasty, it just doesn't interest me. 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You are just now getting over that Tryptophan hangover. However, there is one last item that may have escaped your attention.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15973,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15973","url_meta":{"origin":19690,"position":4},"title":"Paula Priesse, Obamacare Navigator part 5","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 19, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Greetings all. It\u2019s time for another video blog from America\u2019s favorite moonbat, Paula Priesse! 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