{"id":19842,"date":"2015-12-13T10:16:32","date_gmt":"2015-12-13T15:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19842"},"modified":"2015-12-13T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2015-12-13T15:22:00","slug":"i-felt-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19842","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I felt a great disturbance in the Force&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. The latest Star Wars film, The Force Awakens, is scheduled to open this Friday. (December 18th) The anticipation for the latest entry into the franchise, without any input from George Lucas, has gone through the roof.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Early ticket sales have broken every record and have guaranteed that this movie will be a box office hit. I have even located a previously unreleased poster for &#8220;The Force Awakens&#8221; and am posting it here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Dork-Wars.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-19844\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19844\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Dork-Wars.jpg?resize=640%2C828\" alt=\"Dork Wars\" width=\"640\" height=\"828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Dork-Wars.jpg?w=742&amp;ssl=1 742w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Dork-Wars.jpg?resize=232%2C300&amp;ssl=1 232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Dork-Wars.jpg?resize=500%2C647&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in laughter and and then suddenly said &#8216;Ack!&#8217;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>God I&#8217;m so happy that Berkeley Breathed has brought Bloom County out of retirement.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the entire crew of Anger Central is planning on seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but we&#8217;re going to wait a couple of weeks to let the dorks and nutjobs clear out.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. The latest Star Wars film, The Force Awakens, is scheduled to open this Friday. (December 18th) The anticipation for the latest entry into the franchise, without any input from George Lucas, has gone through the roof. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19842\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,6,84,71,219],"tags":[4,6,84,62,317],"class_list":["post-19842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","category-movies","category-news-of-the-day","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-humor","tag-movies","tag-reviews","tag-star-wars"],"views":947,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19882,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19882","url_meta":{"origin":19842,"position":0},"title":"It was as if a million nerds cried out&#8230;.","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 17, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"And screamed in utter frustration! 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