{"id":19941,"date":"2015-12-24T12:26:37","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T17:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19941"},"modified":"2015-12-24T12:26:37","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T17:26:37","slug":"criminals-in-search-of-tacos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19941","title":{"rendered":"Criminals in search of Tacos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I&#8217;m slowly recovering, and I thought I would post this. It seems that a local taco restaurant in Las Vegas was broken into and robbed. Unbeknownst to the criminals, the security cameras were on and recorded everything.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-19769\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19769\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal-300x289.jpg?resize=300%2C289\" alt=\"Stupid Criminal\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The restaurant, after reviewing the video, decided that the criminals were actually looking for tacos, and they made a commercial out of it, starring the three <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><i>amigos<\/i><\/span> idiots. Here is the ad. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kzdv4FUHqP8&amp;&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>Now I want a taco, but I&#8217;m not in Las Vegas and I won&#8217;t eat at Taco Bell. As to the restaurant. They obviously had a bunch of lemons thrown at them, but they decided to make some lemonade&#8230;and sell it.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I&#8217;m slowly recovering, and I thought I would post this. It seems that a local taco restaurant in Las Vegas was broken into and robbed. Unbeknownst to the criminals, the security cameras were on and recorded everything. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19941\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,4,6,135,71,115,219],"tags":[3,222,6,15,101,34,31],"class_list":["post-19941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-just-desserts","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-crime","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-incompetence","tag-news","tag-stupidity","tag-youtube"],"views":624,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24883,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24883","url_meta":{"origin":19941,"position":0},"title":"Don\u2019t rob Taco Bell","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 7, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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