{"id":19965,"date":"2015-12-28T08:51:02","date_gmt":"2015-12-28T13:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19965"},"modified":"2015-12-28T08:51:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-28T13:51:02","slug":"obama-feels-very-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19965","title":{"rendered":"Obama feels very small"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. I hope you had a better Christmas then I did. In any case, here’s a story to warm the cockles of your heart. It seems that \u201cThe One\u201d tend to feel very small when compared to the United States Marines.<\/p>\n

\"Gunny<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Gee, I wonder why he would feel that way? Well, wonder no more, here are the details of Der Fubar’s insignificance from the Washington Times<\/a>:<\/p>\n

President Barack Obama<\/a> is one of the most powerful men in the world. He\u2019s commander in chief of one of its mightiest militaries, too.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Despite all his attempts to gut the military.<\/p>\n

Yet in spite of all that, Obama<\/a> feels inadequate from time to time. Especially when he\u2019s vacationing in Hawaii and working out alongside strapping Marines at their gym. <\/b>\u201cThe only problem I\u2019ve got when I\u2019m here is having to work out with Marines in the gym,\u201d Obama<\/a> said during his annual Christmas Day visit with U.S. troops at Marine Corps Base Hawaii in Kaneohe Bay. \u201cBecause I generally feel like your commander in chief is in pretty good shape, and then I get next to some guy, you know, curling 100 pounds and it makes me feel small.\u201d <\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hate to be the one to tell King Putz, but he took a wrong turn and he’s working out with the female marines. If he were working out with the men, he would really feel inadequate.<\/p>\n

[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gbp_JQ7RxqM’]<\/p>\n

Obama<\/a> works out at the base gym just about every day when he vacations here. With New Year\u2019s Day approaching, though, he told the troops he\u2019s inspired \u201cto work harder so I can keep up with you next year.\u201d <\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"obama-bike-riding-august-2010\"<\/a><\/p>\n

There is much to admire about the United States Marine Corps. One thing is their discipline. From talks with inactive Marines, the contempt and disgust they feel for Obama is intense. Only their sense of duty and patriotism keeps them from dropping a barbell on the dumbell. And for those who are wondering just how much of a wimp Obama is? I have this video of a typical workout for this useless SCoaMF.<\/p>\n

[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0dfytNYxPmg’]<\/p>\n

Ugh. Not even former Massachusetts Governor Michael Stanley Dukakis’s power walk videos come anywhere close to that wimpy exercise routine, (If that flailing around can be called a routine). I hope Obama enjoys feeling small because he is small. Small minded, and a small presence.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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