{"id":20584,"date":"2016-03-07T13:45:06","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T18:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=20584"},"modified":"2016-03-07T13:45:06","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T18:45:06","slug":"netflix-new-season-of-house-of-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=20584","title":{"rendered":"Netflix, New season of House of Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello all, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. As I mentioned in my last post<\/a>, when I rushed into the Anger Central offices this morning to find out what was going on with the network, I discovered an incredible smell.<\/p>\n

\"Manure\"<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

It was that unhygienic slob, the Angry Moron<\/i><\/span> Webmaster in the Office entertainment center. He had been in there all weekend, binge watching Netflix\u2019s House of Cards. I should have checked the Netflix release schedule so that I would have been better prepared for the horrors I encountered when I arrived. At the least, I could have put on a hazmat suit.<\/p>\n

\"something-smells-fishy-and-it-certainly-isnt-fish\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Apparently, he didn\u2019t just watch the new season, he also watched all the others on one go. I found empty pizza boxes and take out food, and a large 5 gallon bucket. Needless to say, I did NOT open it. I just took it someplace that handles hazardous waste. Thankfully, the plastic covers on the furniture protected them from….I\u2019ll just let your imagination figure that out.<\/p>\n

\"owstrash\"<\/a><\/p>\n

After several years of this, I\u2019ve gotten very good and sterilizing the offices, and with the help of the other staffers, we were able to clean everything up in less than an hour. Looking at this month\u2019s schedule, I see that Daredevil is also coming on, along with a couple of other things that…person will be watching. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go book a steam cleaner.<\/p>\n

Thank you<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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