{"id":22148,"date":"2016-09-06T12:04:54","date_gmt":"2016-09-06T16:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22148"},"modified":"2020-06-04T05:12:52","modified_gmt":"2020-06-04T09:12:52","slug":"hillary-clinton-says-shes-healthy-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22148","title":{"rendered":"Hillary Clinton says she\u2019s healthy enough"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Over the weekend both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton went to one campaign event after another. Trump did well, and Hillary did….not. It\u2019s no secret that the Cankled One is not a great campaigner, or honest, or capable of ever telling the truth. Apparently, a growing number of people are starting to wonder is she\u2019s actually healthy enough for the job.<\/p>\n

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It has been noticed that Cankles will disappear from the campaign trail for days at a time. She has also been seen falling down a lot and in her recent \u201cinterview\u201d with the FBI, she said she had suffered a concussion, (True), after a fall, (True), and couldn\u2019t remember if she had been taught to understand document security and classifications. (Oh please!)<\/p>\n

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She has also been known to suddenly suffer long fits of uncontrolled coughing. Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton went on a 4 minute hack-a-thon. This has caused even the Hillary Clinton Hallelujah Chorus<\/i><\/span> Main Stream Media to take some notice. Here are a few detail from the Daily Mirror<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Hillary Clinton caught a case of dry mouth on Monday afternoon that caused her to choke and cough through the first few minutes of her stump speech at a Labor Day event.<\/b><\/p>\n

Dry Mouth? Interesting since she had a bottle of water with her. Cankles did try to make light of her critical health issues.<\/p>\n

Clinton welled up as the coughing fit continued and told a park full of people in Cleveland, Ohio, that it was an ‘allergic reaction’ to Donald Trump. <\/b><\/p>\n

‘Every time I think about Trump I get allergic,’ she whispered before she whipped out a glass of water from behind the podium and took a big gulp.<\/b><\/p>\n

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Clinton tried again to speak, but continued her coughing.<\/p>\n

‘Boy we have 63 days to go.’ The coughing persisted. <\/b><\/p>\n

Hack Hack Cough Cough WHEEZE…pause…Hack Hack Cough Cough WHEEZE.<\/p>\n

The crowd could sense she was struggling and chanted her name as she waited for it to pass. Running mate Tim Kaine was sitting on stage behind her but didn’t attempt to assist her. He clapped along with the crowd as she pushed ahead. <\/b><\/p>\n

Why should he? If Cankles drops dead or is forced to step down due to her ongoing poor health, he\u2019s the one that steps up to the plate. Kaine is many things, but unhealthy isn\u2019t one of them. He\u2019s just doing the Vice Presidential thing and waiting for Hillary to keel over.<\/p>\n

She moved on to plan B and popped in a throat lozenge. ‘Woah,’ she said, grabbing and gulping the water again. <\/b><\/p>\n

I wonder how many gallons per minute she can pour down that gullet of hers?<\/p>\n

The Democratic presidential nominee regained enough strength to finish the speech. ‘Now, as I get over my allergic reaction,’ she said, moving on from her introductory statement. <\/b><\/p>\n

So that wasn\u2019t a cough drop, it was an upper?<\/p>\n

At a critical moment, though, her first public remarks on Trump’s trip to Mexico, her voice gave way again. As she charged that he is ‘temperamentally unfit’ and ‘totally unqualified’ to be president, her cough got the best of her for a second time – blunting what may have otherwise been an effective attack on her opponent.<\/p>\n