The unexpected guests have stalled some research efforts. Vadim Plotnikov, head of the expedition, said that at least four bears are seen from the base at any given time.<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cAs of Saturday, a female bear has practically been sleeping under the Arctic station\u2019s windows,\u201d he said. \u201cPart of the hydro-meteorological observations have been suspended since the experts are obstructed from reaching the station platform and other observation points.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n
You are not collecting data because you\u2019re afraid you might be eaten? Come own? Cowboy up and go out to the platform and do your job. Take a buddy with you. If needed, feed your buddy to the bears, just as long as you have the data, it will be worth a losing a few second rate scientists. After all, it\u2019s for the betterment of mankind!<\/p>\n
Newsweek reported that officials will most likely deliver pyrotechnics and guard dogs to the scientists, in the hope they will eventually help scare the bears away. The delivery will take about a month.<\/b><\/p>\n
I\u2019m sure the dogs will be a nice snack for the bears. As for the pyrotechnics? Have you filed an environmental impact statement? Have you received the proper training, certifications and license?<\/p>\n
\u201cWe recommended the base personnel to tread carefully and with caution, not to leave the premises of the building, conducting only accessible observation,\u201d <\/b>Vasily Shevchenko, the head of the state observatory that manages the base <\/b>said.<\/b><\/p>\n
And what will happen if the bears decide to eat in? Bears are smart and might be able to unlock the doors, and then it could be an evening of dinner, dancing and a little late night frolicking with the lady polar bears. I wonder, do polar bears eat Russian scientists with red or white wine?<\/p>\n
Thatisall<\/p>\n
~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n
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