{"id":22721,"date":"2016-11-17T10:28:42","date_gmt":"2016-11-17T15:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22721"},"modified":"2016-11-17T10:28:42","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T15:28:42","slug":"lena-dunham-flees-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22721","title":{"rendered":"Lena Dunham flees California&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, she doesn\u2019t head to Canada. Good day all. Lena Dunham is a screaming moonbat \u201cactress\u201d of limited talent. Prior to the election of the \u201cGreatest President-Elect in a generation\u201d, Donald Trump, (Yes I\u2019m going to keep rubbing it in), she swore that she would leave the United States if Felonia von Pantsuit lost.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Precious-Snowflake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19521\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Precious-Snowflake-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Precious Snowflake\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Precious-Snowflake-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Precious-Snowflake.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Well, Felonia did lose, (Thank God!), however, Dunham welshed on her promise to leave. She did, however, leave California and is currently annoying the rocks in Arizona. Why do I say she is annoying the rocks? It seems that she is asking them for guidance. Here are some of the details <a href=\"http:\/\/heatst.com\/politics\/lena-durham-spirit-quest\/\" target=\"_blank\">from HeatStreet<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a \u201ctrue smile\u201d while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/sickening.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-22155\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/sickening-150x150.png\" alt=\"sickening\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/sickening-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/sickening.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I recommend that you don\u2019t look at the picture. I really, REALLY recommend that you don\u2019t. Dunham is not noted for her stunning figure. To be honest, she has been <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manatee\" target=\"_blank\">compared to a manatee<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Dunham\u2019s spirit quest mirrors a plot line in the most recent season of her HBO show, \u201cGirls\u201d, in which her character Hannah goes on a new age retreat in the wilderness, walks around in a sports bra, and has a lesbian sexual encounter with a resort staffer. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>So besides being a Moonbat and a mediocre actress, she also doesn\u2019t have any originality. As to her going muff diving? I think I need some brain bleach.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Brain-Bleach.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15602\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Brain-Bleach-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Brain Bleach\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Brain-Bleach-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Brain-Bleach-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Brain-Bleach.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>In real life, <a href=\"http:\/\/heatst.com\/politics\/lena-dunham-predator-trump\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dunham has expressed her anguish at Donald Trump\u2019s upset victory over Hillary Clinton<\/a> in the presidential election. The celeb recently said she was \u201cterrified\u201d that a \u201cpredator will soon be residing in the White House,\u201d and described the sad scene at the Hillary Clinton \u201cvictory\u201d party on election night. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>And my reaction to her concerns?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/suck-it-up-Buttercup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14458\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/suck-it-up-Buttercup-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"suck it up Buttercup\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/suck-it-up-Buttercup-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/suck-it-up-Buttercup-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/suck-it-up-Buttercup.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>After initially <a href=\"http:\/\/heatst.com\/entertainment\/10-celebrities-who-promise-theyll-move-to-canada-if-donald-trump-becomes-president\/\" target=\"_blank\">pledging to move to Canada if Trump won<\/a>, Dunham and other celebrities flip-flopped, and <a href=\"http:\/\/heatst.com\/culture-wars\/looks-like-lena-dunhams-not-moving-to-canada-after-all\/\" target=\"_blank\">decided to stay in America<\/a>. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/canadian-flag.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16225\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/canadian-flag-300x150.png\" alt=\"canadian-flag\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/canadian-flag-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/canadian-flag-500x250.png 500w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/canadian-flag.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, they found out that Canada actually has immigration laws and they enforce them. They decided they didn\u2019t want any more moonbats then they already have. The alternative locations are either not \u201cUp to their standards\u201d, (Venezuela, North Korea, Zimbabwe), or recently suffered a major Earthquake. (New Zealand. I guess the island nation decided drastic measures were called for to keep the moonbats out)<\/p>\n<p>Dunham is a moron. Anyone who listens to her for more than 2 minutes understands this. She has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/life\/people\/2014\/11\/06\/lena-dunam-sexual-abuse-sister-grace-exploration-lawsuit\/18524915\/\" target=\"_blank\">lied through her teeth about being assaulted<\/a>, and has actually claimed she molested her own baby sister. (The former didn\u2019t happen, and I really doubt the latter did either) Dunham is your typical Moonbat Hollywood actress. It\u2019s all about her and her wants and desires. Everything she says or does is about attaining things she wants and desires. It doesn\u2019t matter who she hurts in the process. Now she is out asking rocks for advice. Considering that she is dumber than a box of rocks. I\u2019m sure she will get some reasonable answers from them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/box-of-rocks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17629\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/box-of-rocks-289x300.jpg\" alt=\"box of rocks\" width=\"289\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/box-of-rocks-289x300.jpg 289w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/box-of-rocks.jpg 385w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 2382px; left: 247px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, she doesn\u2019t head to Canada. Good day all. Lena Dunham is a screaming moonbat \u201cactress\u201d of limited talent. Prior to the election of the \u201cGreatest President-Elect in a generation\u201d, Donald Trump, (Yes I\u2019m going to keep rubbing it in), she swore that she would leave the United States if Felonia von Pantsuit lost. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22721\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32,135,100,8,315,115,219],"tags":[94,222,15,90,110,34],"class_list":["post-22721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-just-desserts","category-moonbat","category-politics","category-precious-snowflakes","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-incompetence","tag-moonbattery","tag-scoamf","tag-stupidity"],"views":915,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22721"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22725,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22721\/revisions\/22725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}