{"id":22795,"date":"2016-11-24T08:48:06","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T13:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22795"},"modified":"2016-11-24T08:48:06","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T13:48:06","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22795","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all, and happy Thanksgiving. This year most people have much to be thankful for, starting with the denial of the Presidency to the most corrupt, vile individual ever to seek the office.<\/p>\n

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Yes, Felonia von Pantsuit is one of those who isn\u2019t feeling very thankful at the moment. Currently, she\u2019s hoping for a full pardon for all her crimes against Man and Nature.<\/p>\n

\"hillary_clinton_jailed\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Donald Trump, on the other hand, is feeling very thankful since he will be the 45th<\/sup> president of the United States. He is currently working to put his administration together with the goal of \u201cMaking America Great Again\u201d and it looks like he\u2019s off to a good start.<\/p>\n

\"Trump-Great\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The Progressives, Social Justice Warriors and Moonbats in general aren\u2019t feeling all that thankful. They have just had their dreams of a Soviet America blown up in their faces. They are currently \u201cUnfriending\u201d anyone they even suspect of supporting President-Elect Trump.<\/p>\n

\"Precious<\/a><\/p>\n

The workers at the Ford Motors SUV plant in Kentucky are feeling very thankful. Ford has canceled their plans to close the plant and move it to Mexico. I suspect the news of President Trump\u2019s threats to tax the hell out of imports that cost Americans their jobs might have had something to do with it.<\/p>\n

\"Reagan_toasting\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Myself? I\u2019m not feeling all that thankful. I\u2019ve been out of work for over a year, my savings are being depleted, my health insurance has almost doubled thanks to Obama, and other personal matters. Hopefully, things will turn around for me soon. Meanwhile, I\u2019m off to eat massive amounts of Turkey, and none of that Moonbat Vegan Tufu crap either!<\/p>\n

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Speaking of which, the last group not to feel all that grateful this year are the millions of turkey\u2019s about to be turned into dinner.<\/p>\n

\"drunk<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, it sucks to be them.<\/p>\n

From everyone at Anger Central, Have a good Thanksgiving, and if you are indulging in Thanksgiving spirits, don\u2019t get behind the wheel.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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