{"id":23038,"date":"2016-12-21T09:31:06","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T14:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23038"},"modified":"2016-12-21T09:31:06","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T14:31:06","slug":"democrats-havent-learned-the-first-rule-of-holes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23038","title":{"rendered":"Democrats haven\u2019t learned the first rule of holes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which is, \u201cwhen you find yourself in one, STOP DIGGING!\u201d Good day all. The Progressive Liberal Democrats are still in denial over the crushing defeat of their candidate, Felonia von Pantsuit. Now, they are demanding an audit of the presidential election.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/holes.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15902\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/holes-300x184.png?resize=300%2C184\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/holes.png?resize=300%2C184&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/holes.png?w=363&amp;ssl=1 363w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The demand is in the form of a petition <a href=\"https:\/\/www.change.org\/p\/demand-an-audit-of-the-2016-presidential-election\" target=\"_blank\">on Change.org<\/a>, and it demands that a full audit of the 2016 presidential election be performed. Here is what the petitioners reasoning, (if you can call it that), is:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The FBI determined some months ago that hacking, originating from Russia, was having an influence on our electoral process. These hackers interfered with our presidential election through attempted and successful penetration of email and voter registration databases, among other systems. This created fear, uncertainty, and doubt about the safety of our electoral processes. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18582\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll-292x300.jpg?resize=292%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?resize=292%2C300&amp;ssl=1 292w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Actually, no they didn\u2019t. As of right now, no one actually knows who phished John Podesta and stole his email, then handed it over to Wikileaks. The method of the attack was so simple a teenage script kiddy could do it. As to the \u201csuccessful penetration of voter registration databases?\u201d That is highly unlikely to downright impossible. It\u2019s also the first I\u2019ve heard of any such thing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Computers tabulated the vast majority of the 129 million votes cast in the presidential election, and polls were wildly off. Did hackers manipulate the results by compromising voting equipment? Did other problems, glitches, or errors affect the outcome?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17445\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?w=449&amp;ssl=1 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You are using the polls taken prior to the election as entirely accurate? You must be a special kind of stupid. As to \u201cHacking the voting machines? There are many ways voting is done. Some is electronic, some is mechanical and some require a pencil. (Paper ballots) None of the electronic voting machines are connected to the internet, and aren\u2019t even networked to each other. To \u201cHack\u201d one requires physical access to it. There were a number of reports of people voting for Donald Trump and then seeing their votes switched to Felonia von Pantsuit. Are you saying the Russians did this?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>There&#8217;s a simple, relatively inexpensive way to find out: audit the electronic results against the paper ballots used by about 75% of U.S. voters. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Actually, it isn\u2019t that inexpensive. It will cost millions of dollars.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>American democracy depends on public trust of our electoral process, and public trust requires a trustworthy process. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Hey! We finally agree! How about we purge all the dead Democrat voters from the rolls?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dead-voter.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16283\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dead-voter-255x300.jpg?resize=255%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dead-voter.jpg?resize=255%2C300&amp;ssl=1 255w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dead-voter.jpg?w=298&amp;ssl=1 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Please sign to demand that election officials double-check the electronic results by conducting a &#8220;risk-limiting&#8221; audit of the presidential election in every state that uses paper ballots. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>No thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Now, for the sake of argument, let\u2019s assume that the audit you are demanding actually takes place. Didn\u2019t you learn anything from the recent recounts demanded by Jill Stein? To date, they\u2019ve found significant voter fraud in Michigan, interestingly enough, in the \u201cDeep Blue\u201d areas such as Detroit. The fraud was in von Pantsuit\u2019s favor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/hillary-shocked.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-20805\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/hillary-shocked-300x153.jpg?resize=300%2C153\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/hillary-shocked.jpg?resize=300%2C153&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/hillary-shocked.jpg?resize=500%2C256&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/hillary-shocked.jpg?w=665&amp;ssl=1 665w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then we have California. This is the state that gave Felonia the \u201calleged\u201d popular vote majority. If a full blown audit were done, just how many votes would be found to have been cast by illegal aliens or others who have no right to vote in the recently concluded election? One rumor is that over a million votes in California alone were fraudulent. Your audit request could end up doing even more damage to your Precious Progressive Democrat Party.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps an audit might not be such a bad idea after all. Just think of all the exploding Democrat heads if an audit found that the Democrats and not the Russians were the ones who were working to rig the election.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E1jf2hOkec4&#8242;]<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 1144px; left: 241px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 124px; left: 241px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which is, \u201cwhen you find yourself in one, STOP DIGGING!\u201d Good day all. The Progressive Liberal Democrats are still in denial over the crushing defeat of their candidate, Felonia von Pantsuit. 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Last week a story came out on who Felonia von Pantsuit, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton, blames for her crushing defeat in the general election last November.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Demon-hillary-300x188.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":23801,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23801","url_meta":{"origin":23038,"position":1},"title":"Hillary Clinton ran the worst campaign ever","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 12, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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Since the election returns came in early in the morning of November 9th, 2016,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/16\/92\/a1\/1692a10603542f950e558264c0ecaa55.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/16\/92\/a1\/1692a10603542f950e558264c0ecaa55.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/16\/92\/a1\/1692a10603542f950e558264c0ecaa55.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":26133,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=26133","url_meta":{"origin":23038,"position":3},"title":"Felonia Blames again!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It\u2019s hard to miss Felonia von Pantsuit when she just won\u2019t go away. 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