{"id":23083,"date":"2016-12-25T09:21:04","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T14:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23083"},"modified":"2016-12-25T09:21:04","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T14:21:04","slug":"christmas-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23083","title":{"rendered":"Christmas 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Normally, I would say Merry Christmas, but I&#8217;m not feeling very merry right now. No job, and one year ago today, the former Mrs. Webmaster walked out the door for the final time. Basically, Christmas sucks, and it sucks more when you&#8217;re alone. Well, here&#8217;s the traditional picture. Me, at least I have Netflix.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6067\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011-191x300.jpg?resize=191%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?resize=95%2C150&amp;ssl=1 95w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/><\/a>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry, (And depressed), Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Normally, I would say Merry Christmas, but I&#8217;m not feeling very merry right now. No job, and one year ago today, the former Mrs. Webmaster walked out the door for the final time. Basically, Christmas sucks, and it sucks more when you&#8217;re alone. Well, here&#8217;s the traditional picture. Me, at least I have Netflix. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23083\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,219],"tags":[51,40,75],"class_list":["post-23083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-christmas","tag-general-housekeeping","tag-holiday"],"views":626,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19937,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19937","url_meta":{"origin":23083,"position":0},"title":"Merry Christmas? 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Am I in your will?\"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"keep-calm-and-oh-my-god-were-all-gonna-die","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/keep-calm-and-oh-my-god-were-all-gonna-die-257x300.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3174,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3174","url_meta":{"origin":23083,"position":1},"title":"Merry Christmas To all","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas from Anger Central","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"Merry Christmas from Santa's Trophy wife","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":13746,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13746","url_meta":{"origin":23083,"position":2},"title":"Merry Christmas one and all","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas Everyone! 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If you're Obama or a Democrat, then the economy is going great guns! The updated third quarter report was released and for the tenth year in a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"BOHICA","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16820,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16820","url_meta":{"origin":23083,"position":4},"title":"Merry Christmas! And Santa fixed the RSS feed","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 24, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas one and all. We had an early Christmas gift from Santa. He fed some Ex-Lax to the RSS feed system and it unclogged whatever was blocking it.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Angry Systems Administrator","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3087,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3087","url_meta":{"origin":23083,"position":5},"title":"Anger Central Christmas Carol","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 12, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas! Bleah. I can't be bothered to even say \"Bah, Humbug!\" Christmas isn't a big holiday for Anger Central. To put it bluntly, we hate it. I'm bad with regards to Christmas, but the Angry Webmaster is far worse, He's been know to put out reindeer jerky for Santa.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23083"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23085,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23083\/revisions\/23085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}