{"id":23300,"date":"2017-01-20T09:45:41","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T14:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23300"},"modified":"2018-12-07T05:22:20","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T10:22:20","slug":"trump-all-your-base-are-belong-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23300","title":{"rendered":"Trump: All Your Base Are Belong to US"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings one and all. Today the \u201cGreat Triggering\u201d commences. Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th<\/sup> President of the United States of America. The \u201cGreat Mistake\u201d, Barack Obama, the 44th<\/sup> President of the United States, will have his phone and his pen confiscated and be sent on his way.<\/p>\n

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Now we come to the \u201cGreat Triggering\u201d. What is this and what is involved? For a detailed explanation, I will send you to read a column posted by Tom Kratman. It lays out the reasons and his plan. Go ahead, I\u2019ll wait.<\/p>\n

Finished? Great! Now, go forth and visit every single leftwing site you can find. Start by posting things like \u201cAll your base are belong to us.\u201d Feel free to modify it as needed. Recommendations on modifications are:<\/p>\n

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  1. All your base are belong to Trump<\/li>\n
  2. All your Safe Space are belong to us<\/li>\n
  3. All your EPA are belong to Trump<\/li>\n
  4. All your government are belong to Trump<\/li>\n
  5. All your agency are belong to Trump<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    If you use Twitter, send these to people such as Rosie O\u2019Donnell, She is @rosie. Also include the memes. Next we have this video:<\/p>\n

    [youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E’]<\/p>\n

    Post this on your blog if you have one. Post it on Facebook. Post it on Google. Post it on Liberal websites everywhere. The goal is to cause as many Progressive heads as possible to explode. We want them to fully understand how worthless, meaningless and empty their beliefs are, and that the one person they so despise is now being sworn in as the 45th<\/sup> President of the United States of America.<\/p>\n

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    Trump intends to reverse the damage, not of the last 8 years, (Horrendous as that was), but the damage Progressive have done for the last 100 years. He\u2019s already, with the help of Barack Obama, (Unintended of course), led the Democrat Party out into the deep wilderness, and left them there.<\/p>\n

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    Now the midterm elections in 2018 are looking very promising for the Republican Party, and the Democrats still can\u2019t see the oncoming truck even though it\u2019s only feet away from them. They continue to push the same Soviet style policies that America has rejected.<\/p>\n

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    Keep it up Progressives, Keep protesting. Keep threatening to leave the United States. Keep making complete asses of yourselves. President Trump intends to Make America Great Again, and do it over your broken bodies if necessary.<\/p>\n

    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!<\/h2>\n

    Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Trigglypuff; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell\u2019s heart I snark at thee; for hate\u2019s sake I spit my last breath at thee.” <\/b><\/p>\n

    “Whoso pulleth out this schwadenboner of this stone and anvil is rightwise snarking born of all the Realm.” <\/b><\/p>\n

    “To Trigger or not to Trigger, that is the question….
    \nQuestion? What question? Of course there will be triggering!
    \nThere will be triggering to the left of me and triggering to the right of me. There will be triggering in front of me as I ride into the valley of safe spaces, puppies and cookies, for I am the snarkiest bastard in the valley!” <\/b><\/p>\n

    Thatisall<\/p>\n

    ~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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    Additional Memes available for distribution can be found in today’s column by Tom Kratman at Every Joe. Additionally please visit the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler for commentary by Emperor Misha<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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    Greetings one and all. Today the \u201cGreat Triggering\u201d commences. Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America. The \u201cGreat Mistake\u201d, Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, will have his phone and his pen confiscated and be sent on his way. 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