{"id":23441,"date":"2017-01-31T13:51:03","date_gmt":"2017-01-31T18:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23441"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:07:48","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:07:48","slug":"meet-achmed-the-dead-terrorists-cousins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23441","title":{"rendered":"Meet Achmed, the Dead Terrorist\u2019s cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. With all the teeth gnashing, crying, screaming and foot stamping over President Trump\u2019s latest Executive order, the news that Iranian backed terrorists had attacked the wrong ship in the Persian Gulf slipped under the radar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16920\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed-300x269.png?resize=300%2C269\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png?resize=300%2C269&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed.png?w=462&amp;ssl=1 462w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From what I\u2019ve read, a boat loaded with explosives, and apparently manned by cousins of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jeff_Dunham#Achmed_the_Dead_Terrorist\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Achmed the Dead Terrorist<\/a>, rammed a Saudi warship, possible thinking it was an American warship. Here are the details <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20180824132425\/http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/2017\/01\/31\/exclusive-pentagon-believes-attack-on-saudi-frigate-meant-for-us-warship.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">from Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The Iranian-backed suicide attack targeting a Saudi frigate off the coast of Yemen on Monday may have been meant for an American warship, two defense officials told Fox News. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15907\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?resize=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Epic_Facepalm_by_RJTH.jpg?w=900&amp;ssl=1 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The incident in question occurred in the southern Red Sea and was carried out by Iranian-backed Houthi rebels. Two Saudi sailors were killed and three were wounded. At first the ship was thought to have been struck by a missile. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>But based on new analysis of a video showing the attack, American intelligence officials now believe this was, in fact, a suicide bomber whose small boat rammed the side of the Saudi vessel. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>In the audio heard on the video, a voice narrating the attack shouts in Arabic, &#8220;Death to America, Death to Israel, Death to the Jews.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17445\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?w=449&amp;ssl=1 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nice going dummies, you managed to hit the wrong ship! In fact, now you\u2019ve put the United States Navy on alert, not that they don\u2019t already consider that region a cruise in the Bahamas. Now, you won\u2019t have any chance at all, not that you did in the first place. Any small boats heading to an American warship is going to be blown out of the water long before they get close enough to even scratch the paint.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>U.S. defense analysts believe those behind the attack either thought the bomber was striking an American warship or that this was a \u201cdress rehearsal\u201d similar to the attack on the USS Cole, according to one official. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The Cole was in port, tied up and in the process of refueling when the Islamic Retards rammed the side of the ship and blew a massive hole in the side. Hitting a ship that\u2019s underway, and on alert, isn\u2019t that easy. The Saudi\u2019s were probably not paying all that much attention. After all, they aren\u2019t Americans. This isn\u2019t the first time American ships have come under attack in that area either.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The attack, near the Bab al Mandab Strait connecting the Red Sea to the Gulf of Aden, occurred in the same area where U.S. Navy warships came under missile attack in October. An American destroyer shot down those incoming missiles &#8212; the first successful engagement in combat using an American SM-2 missile. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/useagle3.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12315\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/useagle3.gif?resize=150%2C161\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"161\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>USS Nitze, an American destroyer, retaliated soon after, launching Tomahawk missiles on October 13 at multiple Houthi radar sites in Yemen. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7789\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value-300x199.jpg?resize=300%2C199\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value.jpg?resize=150%2C99&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value.jpg?resize=400%2C266&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Facebook-stock-value.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Probably after getting King Putt off the course to actually do his job and approve the counter-attack. Thankfully, those days are over, and I have no doubt that President Trump has sat down with Secretary of Defense Mattis and decided exactly what the Navy should do if they think they are about to be attacked. One thing they won\u2019t be doing is trying to reach Der Fubar for permission to not get sunk by his buddies, the Iranians.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Senior U.S. defense officials who spoke with Fox News say they&#8217;re concerned by this latest incident, but are confident American warships can defend themselves.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>When they are allowed to that is, and today, not only will they be allowed to defend themselves, they will be encouraged to do so. I\u2019m torn between hoping the Iranians, (Or their bought and paid for \u201callies\u201d), try something and my preference that the Navy doesn\u2019t have to act. After all, Greenpeace will get annoyed with all the litter that the Navy is strewing about at the bottom of the ocean, although, the sharks will enjoy the change in their normal diets.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-20972\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark-300x251.jpg?resize=300%2C251\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark.jpg?resize=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark.jpg?resize=768%2C641&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark.jpg?resize=500%2C418&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/loan-shark.jpg?w=795&amp;ssl=1 795w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 124px; left: 241px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. With all the teeth gnashing, crying, screaming and foot stamping over President Trump\u2019s latest Executive order, the news that Iranian backed terrorists had attacked the wrong ship in the Persian Gulf slipped under the radar. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23441\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,71,115,9,219],"tags":[222,15,16,101,110,34,9,26],"class_list":["post-23441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","category-terrorism-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-incompetence","tag-islamic-fascism","tag-news","tag-scoamf","tag-stupidity","tag-terrorism-crime","tag-terrorists"],"views":951,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":46687,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=46687","url_meta":{"origin":23441,"position":0},"title":"U.S. Sub sinks Iranian ship","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 4, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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