{"id":23872,"date":"2017-03-26T14:11:14","date_gmt":"2017-03-26T18:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23872"},"modified":"2020-10-19T05:08:36","modified_gmt":"2020-10-19T09:08:36","slug":"its-all-bigfoots-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23872","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s all Bigfoot\u2019s fault!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Since I\u2019m tired of the Political situation, and have other things to do, I thought I would write about how Bigfoot is responsible for an Idaho woman crashing into a deer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/originals\/70\/79\/f5\/7079f546a6e5906f83c3dd8030d44a11.jpg\" width=\"370\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Yes, some blithering idiot decided to claim that she saw a Sasquatch and it distracted her, and because of this, she ran down Bambi. Here are the details <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20180915103946\/http:\/\/www.foxnews.com:80\/us\/2017\/03\/26\/bigfoot-blamed-in-idaho-car-crash.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">from Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>MOSCOW, Idaho \u2013 A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18582\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll-292x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wait, this took place in Moscow? So she\u2019s blaming an evil Russian bigfoot?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2n2zshf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Moscow-Pullman Daily News<\/a> reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The woman told Benewah County Sheriff\u2019s officials that she saw a sasquatch chasing a deer on the side of the road while driving. She says she checked one of her mirrors to get a second look at the beast and when she looked up, the deer ran in front of her. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8876\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm-150x120.jpg 150w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm-400x320.jpg 400w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So the sasquatch was chasing a deer, and she looked into her mirror to double check what she had just seen, and the deer suddenly ran past her and in a move of desperation, allowed her to run him down. Yeah, right.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Sheriff\u2019s officials marked the incident as a vehicle versus deer collision but did not report any evidence of Bigfoot. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-22809\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is also no mention of a Breathalyzer test or a field sobriety check. Of course, she might have been sampling some of of Washington State\u2019s finer cannabis products, but I wouldn\u2019t be at all surprised. Of course it\u2019s also possible that Bigfoot did indeed chase a deer in front of this woman\u2019s and then sat back, hidden from view and laughed hysterically at the situation. I\u2019m sure they get tired of being messed with by tourists.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Since I\u2019m tired of the Political situation, and have other things to do, I thought I would write about how Bigfoot is responsible for an Idaho woman crashing into a deer. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23872\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,71,115,219],"tags":[4,222,6,34],"class_list":["post-23872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-stupidity"],"views":536,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23872"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32286,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23872\/revisions\/32286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}