{"id":23872,"date":"2017-03-26T14:11:14","date_gmt":"2017-03-26T18:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23872"},"modified":"2020-10-19T05:08:36","modified_gmt":"2020-10-19T09:08:36","slug":"its-all-bigfoots-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23872","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s all Bigfoot\u2019s fault!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Since I\u2019m tired of the Political situation, and have other things to do, I thought I would write about how Bigfoot is responsible for an Idaho woman crashing into a deer.<\/p>\n

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Yes, some blithering idiot decided to claim that she saw a Sasquatch and it distracted her, and because of this, she ran down Bambi. Here are the details from Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n

MOSCOW, Idaho \u2013 A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror. <\/b><\/p>\n

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Wait, this took place in Moscow? So she\u2019s blaming an evil Russian bigfoot?<\/p>\n

The Moscow-Pullman Daily News<\/a> reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch. <\/b><\/p>\n

The woman told Benewah County Sheriff\u2019s officials that she saw a sasquatch chasing a deer on the side of the road while driving. She says she checked one of her mirrors to get a second look at the beast and when she looked up, the deer ran in front of her. <\/b><\/p>\n

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So the sasquatch was chasing a deer, and she looked into her mirror to double check what she had just seen, and the deer suddenly ran past her and in a move of desperation, allowed her to run him down. Yeah, right.<\/p>\n

Sheriff\u2019s officials marked the incident as a vehicle versus deer collision but did not report any evidence of Bigfoot. <\/b><\/p>\n

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There is also no mention of a Breathalyzer test or a field sobriety check. Of course, she might have been sampling some of of Washington State\u2019s finer cannabis products, but I wouldn\u2019t be at all surprised. Of course it\u2019s also possible that Bigfoot did indeed chase a deer in front of this woman\u2019s and then sat back, hidden from view and laughed hysterically at the situation. I\u2019m sure they get tired of being messed with by tourists.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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