{"id":23927,"date":"2017-04-01T12:54:51","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T16:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23927"},"modified":"2020-11-10T12:41:42","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T17:41:42","slug":"its-april-fools-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23927","title":{"rendered":"It’s April Fools Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Today is April 1st<\/sup>, better known as April Fools Day! This is is the day for pranks, tricks and news stories so over the top, everyone knows that it must be a joke.<\/p>\n

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Unfortunately, this year, thanks to so many fools in the Media and the Democrat Party, it’s not only to tough to come up with something mirthful, in California, they want to make it a felony<\/a>. So, instead of thinking up something, I thought I would just post some images of the most foolish people I know.<\/p>\n

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Here we have one of the biggest fools in politics, former Vice president, and utter moron, Joe Biden. Even though he’s out of office, he’s still shooting his mouth off and hitting himself in the foot.<\/p>\n

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Next we have former Secretary of State and twice failed presidential candidate, Felonia von Pantsuit, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton. Through hard work by now President Trump as well as the common sense of millions of Americans, this person, who by rights should be in prison, blew a winnable election and is now trying to figure out how to get the people who used to bribe her to continue to do so.<\/p>\n

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Next, we have Der Fubar, King Putt, The Stuttering Clusterf**k of a Miserable Failure, the Greatest mistake ever made by the American voters, Barack H. Obama. Even though this fool has been out of office for 2 months, the effects of his utter incompetence are still being felt. We now may be looking at a “Watergate” summer this year thanks to the paranoia and utter contempt for the rule of law by Obama and his minions.<\/p>\n

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Not to lay into one side of the political aisle, we have the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch, “The Turtle” McConnell. He is currently working to have Judge Gorsuch confirmed to the Supreme Court. This should have been a slam dunk, with the emphasis on slam. Instead he has let the Democrats run all over him. Now that the Democrats are planning to filibuster the Judge’s nomination, he’s pulled his head out of his shell and is now looking to end the filibuster.<\/p>\n

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Next we have Speaker of the House Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan. This idiot, when the time came to end Obamacare, totally misread what the people of the nation wanted, and came out with what amounted to “Obamacare lite.” This disgrace of a bill was pulled from the floor before it could be voted on since there was no way it could win.<\/p>\n

Finally, we have so many other fools, there isn’t enough bandwidth to list them all. We have the Black Lives “And on one elses lives” matter, assorted school districts who suspend five year old children<\/a> for playing with a stick, Congress, the various Progressive moonbats, Social Justice Warriors and militant feminists.<\/p>\n

It’s just no fun anymore when there’s so much true to life stupidity. So April Fools day to you all.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Today is April 1st, better known as April Fools Day! This is is the day for pranks, tricks and news stories so over the top, everyone knows that it must be a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32,6],"tags":[94,4,339,6,90,110,34],"class_list":["post-23927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-entertainment","tag-felonia-von-pantsuit","tag-humor","tag-moonbattery","tag-scoamf","tag-stupidity"],"views":998,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17668,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17668","url_meta":{"origin":23927,"position":0},"title":"April Fools!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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