{"id":23934,"date":"2017-04-02T08:51:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T12:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23934"},"modified":"2017-04-02T08:51:41","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T12:51:41","slug":"huma-abedin-once-plotted-felonias-demise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23934","title":{"rendered":"Huma Abedin once plotted Felonia\u2019s demise"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Here\u2019s a fun story. Once upon a time, Felonia\u2019s Best Friend Forever, (Until it was discovered that the idiot had all the deleted emails from Felonia\u2019s private mail server), Huma Abedin, was asked to plan a funeral for Felonia von Pantsuit and Bubba Horndog.<\/p>\n

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This happened back in 2010 when Felonia, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton, was extorting bribes<\/i><\/span> seeking charitable donations<\/i><\/span>, Secretary of State. Here are the details from the New York (Com)Post<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A long-time aide to Hillary Clinton sought to map out her funeral \u2014 and Bill Clinton\u2019s \u2014 in 2010 because \u201cplanning is best done when they are still with us,\u201d according to an email<\/a> released on Wednesday by Judicial Watch. <\/b><\/p>\n

Capricia Marshall, who was chief of protocol for the State Department when Hillary Clinton served as secretary of state, wrote to Huma Abedin, Doug Band and Cheryl Mills on Feb. 23, 2010, saying \u201ceverytime someone significant passes, I am flooded with requests\u201d about the Clintons\u2019 arrangements. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cPlanning is necessary and best done when they are still with us,\u201d she wrote to top Clinton aide Abedin. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cAs well, Huma, I would make the same suggestion to you \u2014 for her it will be a little different \u2026 And once affirmed it will be very hard for someone to deny the type of ceremony she wanted \u2014 as well I understand that the President can request certain arrangements for her that she\/her rep cannot (ie if you want the motorcade to go through DC \u2014 stop somewhere),\u201d Marshall wrote in one email. <\/b><\/p>\n

First, it is quite common to have prepared funeral arrangements for high ranking members of the political class. You never know when they might just suffer a sudden heart attack, or get shot in the back of the head in a failed mugging attempt. Also, in the Clinton\u2019s case, if the \u201cWorst\u201d should happen, (or best, depending on your point of view), it would be far better to have everything written down ahead of time, and the preparations made by someone who actually gives a damn.<\/p>\n

Now if I had been asked to make the preparations, well, it wouldn\u2019t take very long and would be very simple. For instance, here is what I would recommend for the official hearse for the Clinton\u2019s when the time comes.<\/p>\n

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The \u201cRoyal Funeral Transport\u201d will deliver them to what I consider to be an appropriate setting for their final resting place.<\/p>\n

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If one or both of the Clinton\u2019s should decide that they would rather be buried at sea, I have found the perfect vessel to take them beyond our shores.<\/p>\n

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Of course, these burial arrangements would be done rather hurriedly and wouldn\u2019t involve any of the Clinton cronies<\/i><\/span> friends. While I think they would be appropriate considering how they lived their lives, Huma might not agree. Oh well.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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Good day all. Here\u2019s a fun story. Once upon a time, Felonia\u2019s Best Friend Forever, (Until it was discovered that the idiot had all the deleted emails from Felonia\u2019s private mail server), Huma Abedin, was asked to plan a funeral for Felonia von Pantsuit and Bubba Horndog. 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