{"id":2418,"date":"2010-07-25T09:03:48","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T13:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=2418"},"modified":"2013-03-03T06:50:36","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T11:50:36","slug":"darth-vader-bank-robber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=2418","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vader, Bank robber!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I knew things were tough for Lord Vader after after the second Death Star was destroyed, but who knew he was reduced to robbing banks to get the funds needed for Death Star MK III?<\/p>\n

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Yes, ever since he tossed the\u00a0Emperor\u00a0down that shaft, and Lando Calrissian took out the reactor on DS II,\u00a0things\u00a0have been really tough for Darth. He’s been unable to find work or replace the batteries in his Lightsaber. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. After all, Death Stars and Clone Armies don’t come cheap.<\/p>\n

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Darth Vader Robs Bank Top Online News Today<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader Robs Bank (Photos, Oh Yes, Photos) – GothamistDarth Vader Robs Bank (Photos, Oh Yes, Photos). 072210vader.jpg. It seems the Empire has fallen on.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/topnewstoday.net\/ \u2014 Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:49:29 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Darth Vader Robs Bank: NYC Bank Held up by Villain! | News<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader walked into a NYC bank and held it up, making away with an undisclosed amount of money. Instead of a light sabre, the perpetrator used a gun. This.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.erotskeslike.net\/ \u2014 Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:40:03 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Man disguised as Darth Vader robs bank \u00ab News about Layouts<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
… Wars antagonist Darth Vader robbed a bank in Setauket, New York. The robber was dressed in a character themed mask and blue cape. Armed with a hand gun, the robber stole an undetermined amount of cash from the Chase bank branch. …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.newslayout.com\/ \u2014 Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:00:10 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank – Alien Hub<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
This is hilarious. YouTube – Darth Vader Robs bank YouTube- Darth Vader Bank Robber http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/…m-XQgD9H4UL9O0.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.alienhub.com\/ \u2014 Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:29:39 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Joe Wong: Darth Vader robs bank!?<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader robs bank!? Looks like the Empire’s facing some rough times…… Yeah, it happened. A bank in New York was robbed by a man, decked out in a Darth Vader mask and a cape and was seen with a gun (where’s his lightsaber, eh?). …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/joemaster2094.blogspot.com\/ \u2014 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:44:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dmackdaddy’s Den: Darth Vader Robs Bank (Photos, Oh Yes, Photos)<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader Robs Bank (Photos, Oh Yes, Photos). It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader\u2014or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?\u2014was reduced to robbing a bank …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/dmackdaddy.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:27:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Aisha: Darth Vader Robs Bank<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader Robs Bank. Darth Vader bank robber. Apparently, the movie industry is not what it was, as Darth Vader, was seen robbing a bank. Police are now on the look out for a suspect that donned the above pictured Darth Vader mask, …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/aishamusic.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:15:23 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00bb Darth Vader Trades in Light Saber for Gun, Robs Bank Vzones Blog<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Darth Vader Trades in Light Saber for Gun, Robs Bank. July 24, 2010 \u2014 johnadams. Share. “You don’t know the power of the dark side!” This is no Jedi Mind Trick!! I know times are tough \u2013 but when Darth Vader turns to robbery \u2013 What is …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/blog.vzones.com\/ \u2014 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:17:39 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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