Fox 5 Atlanta reported<\/a>. When they arrived, they chased a car with four men that was leaving the scene. The police pursuit continued to Clayton County where the suspected burglars’ car struck another vehicle, went airborne and crashed into a pond, police said. <\/strong><\/p>\nWhat? Was this a Hollywood movie or something? How the heck did they manage to go airborne after hitting another car? Usually, they just get sort of crunched<\/p>\n
The car was submerged within 15 minutes. <\/b><\/p>\n
“My officers immediately entered the vehicle and tried to get to the folks inside to render aid, but they were unsuccessful,” Deputy Clayton Police Chief Joseph Woodall told Fox 5 Atlanta.<\/b><\/p>\n
I can see it now. \u201cOh crap! Now I\u2019m going to get clothes wet and ruin my shoes. Hey! Go look in the trunk and see if I left my waders in there from my last fishing trip? Naah, don\u2019t rush. Those morons aren\u2019t going anywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n
Three of the men were identified as Mark Anthony Mathis, 19, Eddie Alford, 21, Devongelo Hunter, 19.<\/b><\/p>\n
Correction. They have been identified as the Late Mark Anthony Mathis, the Late Eddie Alford and the Late Devongelo Hunter. Sheesh! Don\u2019t these people have editors?<\/p>\n
Police are still searching for the fourth suspected burglar who managed to escape.<\/b><\/p>\n
Let me guess. This one actually had his seat belt on and the airbag went off, protecting him. Bummer.<\/p>\n
Th<\/b>e<\/b> driver of the other vehicle struck was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.<\/b><\/p>\n
Well, that\u2019s good to hear. I hope for a speedy recovery and a nice new car of his or her choice.<\/p>\n
The four suspects had criminal records in the county, investigators said.<\/strong><\/p>\nAnd why am I not surprised? Well, there are three less criminals for the system to deal with. Now, with a little luck, the fourth idiot will be found, and try for another Hollywood style escape, running over the roof tops, thinking he\u2019s a master of Parkour. Then a little slip followed by a scream with a nice splat a few seconds later.<\/p>\n
Thatisall<\/p>\n
~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n
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