{"id":24529,"date":"2017-07-08T10:58:29","date_gmt":"2017-07-08T14:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24529"},"modified":"2017-07-09T06:12:07","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T10:12:07","slug":"new-word-proglodyte-noun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24529","title":{"rendered":"New word: Proglodyte, Noun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. I have discovered a new word for the English Language. As a public service, I am posting this new word along with it’s definition. Please try and use this in your daily conversations with those of the Progressive Moonbat persuasion.<\/p>\n

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Proglodyte<\/strong>, Noun;<\/p>\n

1. A person who believes in all progressive causes as they will advance human society.<\/p>\n

2. A person who actively participates in progressive demonstrations and or marches as they are the most effective means of changing human society.<\/span><\/p>\n

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3. The next step in human consciousness and social awareness who will bring about the next phase of human society.<\/p>\n

Actual definition<\/h3>\n

Proglodyte<\/strong>, Noun;<\/p>\n

1. Much like their ancient counterparts, proglodytes live in caves, albeit of their own making, called safe spaces.<\/p>\n

2. A person who lives in their safe spaces in order to contemplate progressive causes no matter the illogic or opposing nature’s of the causes.<\/p>\n

3. A person so ignorant of history and the real world they brashly, unjustifiably righteous, and arrogantly push their causes and beliefs onto human society without contemplating the possible effects or that they could be wrong.<\/p>\n

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I hope you have found this new word to be useful. I learned about it on Baen’s Bar. The new word, with it’s definition was coined by JH. (I do not have permission to use his full name)<\/p>\n

Please share this new word far and wide. Perhaps with the Militant Autists of 4Chan.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

[yasr_visitor_votes size=”large”]<\/p>\n

***UPDATE***<\/h2>\n

I have received permission from the creator of this new word and definition to identify him. His name is Justin Herald, a denizen of Baen’s Bar. When I told him I hadn’t identified him out of concern that the Corrupt News Network might do something stupid, he stated he wasn’t worried. He said, and I quote:<\/p>\n

If the diseased dipshits release my info, then they’re responsible for any snowflakes that show up to protest and get a Gladius in the guts.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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