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The book, titled The President is Missing<\/a>, is a not a story about Bubba ditching his Secret Service detail and lurking at shopping malls picking up teenage girls. It\u2019s actually a novel about a sitting president who goes missing. The book isn\u2019t scheduled to be published until June, 2018. However, one of Bubba\u2019s media suck ups has already bought the rights and is planning a new series on Showtime. Here are some of the details from Entertainment Weekly<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n The former president and bestselling author James Patterson have selected Showtime to adapt their upcoming thriller, <\/b>The President Is Missing<\/b><\/em>. <\/b>The novel, set to be published in 2018, tells the story of a sitting U.S. president\u2019s mysterious disappearance with the level of detail that only someone who has held the highest office can know. <\/b><\/p>\n By that, does James Patterson mean the details that only Bubba Horndog would know, since he was the one going \u201cMissing\u201d so to speak? Will there be a subplot regarding cigars and blue dresses?<\/p>\n We\u2019re told the project was hotly sought after by studios and networks, with Clinton and Patterson doing a 16-meeting tour around Hollywood trying to select the right outlet. CBS chairman and CEO Leslie Moonves \u2014 who has a long-standing relationship with both Clinton and Patterson (the latter an executive producer on the CBS drama <\/b>Zoo<\/b><\/em>) \u2014 personally helped make the deal. <\/b><\/p>\n I wonder if the \u201cProject\u201d would be as hotly pursued if it was just James Patterson\u2019s name on the cover? We know that the Mostly Stupid Media drinks deeply from the Clinton Kool-Aid.<\/p>\n \u201cBringing <\/b>The President Is Missing<\/b><\/em> to Showtime is a coup of the highest order,\u201d said Showtime president and CEO David Nevins. \u201cThe pairing of President Clinton with fiction\u2019s most gripping storyteller promises a kinetic experience, one that the book world has salivated over for months and that now will dovetail perfectly into a politically relevant, character-based action series for our network.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n Yeah, I don\u2019t think so. I do watch Patterson\u2019s \u201cZoo\u201d, but if it were canceled today, I wouldn\u2019t miss it. I was actually surprised it\u2019s lasted three seasons. (Season 3 just completed yesterday)<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m really enjoying writing this book and working with Jim,\u201d Clinton said in a statement.<\/b><\/p>\n In other words, Patterson did all the work and you\u2019re taking all the credit. How presidential of you.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd I can\u2019t wait to see Showtime bring the characters to life.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n And cash the Showtime royalty checks too.<\/p>\n \u201cThe White House is such an exciting world to explore and is made even more so with the unique insights of a former President,\u201d said Patterson. \u201cRich storytelling opportunities for this series abound.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n Unique insights? Well, he was impeached by the House of representatives, disbarred for lying under oath, liked to chase interns around the Oval office and ask them to \u201cKiss it,\u201d and help coin a new phrase for oral sex, the \u201cLewinsky.\u201d<\/p>\n The article doesn\u2019t say when the Showtime series will be filmed or debuted. If the book does as well as Felonia\u2019s books, there is a good possibility the whole thing will be shelved. Personally, I have no interest in the book and I don\u2019t see myself watching a series based on some president who got himself lost in the White House. Instead, I think I\u2019ll plan on seeing the new move, \u201cKingsman, the Golden Circle<\/b><\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n Thatisall<\/p>\n ~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n [yasr_visitor_votes size=”large”]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Good day all. I was looking over the Drudge Report when I saw a link to something that surprised me. Showtime has bought the rights to a book by Bubba Horndog, aka William Jefferson \u201cBill\u201d Clinton and is going to … Continue reading <\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n