{"id":24969,"date":"2017-09-24T11:51:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-24T15:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24969"},"modified":"2017-09-24T11:53:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-24T15:53:22","slug":"review-the-orville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24969","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Orville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It\u2019s been a while since I\u2019ve done a review. Honestly, it\u2019s been a combination of laziness and not a lot out there worth my time, until now. Recently, a new science fiction show started up on the Fox Network called \u201cThe Orville.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16558\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn-246x300.jpg?resize=246%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?resize=246%2C300&amp;ssl=1 246w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/popcorn.jpg?w=417&amp;ssl=1 417w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>To date, three episode have been broadcast. I\u2019ve seen all three, and my view of this new show is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It Sucks!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/shocked-face.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-20636\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/shocked-face-300x225.png?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/shocked-face.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/shocked-face.png?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It blows chunks.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3c\/51\/4b\/3c514b8e87338dc15f89f9be6e38e555.jpg?resize=137%2C162&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"137\" height=\"162\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a complete waste of electricity.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/the_three_stooges.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19268\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/the_three_stooges-241x300.jpg?resize=241%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/the_three_stooges.jpg?resize=241%2C300&amp;ssl=1 241w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/the_three_stooges.jpg?w=402&amp;ssl=1 402w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It makes Adrianne Palicki\u2019s previous bad choices in roles, such as the never seen pilot for Wonder Woman, appear to be the highest in acting, writing and character development.<\/p>\n<p>The series is a really bad ripoff of Star Trek. The goal may have been to do a bit of satire at Trek\u2019s expense, but for that to occur, it needs to be somewhat funny. This show is funny in the same way being castrated is funny. It isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hercules Disappointed\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cdEQmpVIE4A?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Do yourself a favor and ignore this soon to be canceled show. If you really want to be entertained by something similar, try driving nails into your skull. The effect is the same.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"1978 American Standard Cadet Toilet - Normal Flush\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/StmbrLfGC-8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It\u2019s been a while since I\u2019ve done a review. Honestly, it\u2019s been a combination of laziness and not a lot out there worth my time, until now. Recently, a new science fiction show started up on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=24969\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,62,115,68,219],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-reviews","category-stupidity-crime","category-television","category-the-good-idea-fairy"],"views":726,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":39341,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=39341","url_meta":{"origin":24969,"position":0},"title":"Woke English teacher claims grammar is racist","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 23, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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I was able to see it Thursday Night after drugging the Angry Webmaster. (Otherwise he wouldn't have let me go and stolen my ticket for himself, the swine)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Angry Systems Administrator","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16387,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16387","url_meta":{"origin":24969,"position":2},"title":"Review: John Wick","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 8, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It\u2019s been a few months since I did a movie review. 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I was very mistaken.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"toilet","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/toilet-289x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":15649,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15649","url_meta":{"origin":24969,"position":4},"title":"Review: Guardians of the Galaxy","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. As the title says, I saw Guardians Of the Galaxy last Thursday. I\u2019m not, for once, going into my usual detailed style of review. 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