{"id":25162,"date":"2017-10-22T11:36:50","date_gmt":"2017-10-22T15:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25162"},"modified":"2020-10-31T06:30:04","modified_gmt":"2020-10-31T10:30:04","slug":"rhino-1-poacher-stomped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25162","title":{"rendered":"Rhino 1, Poacher stomped"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. It\u2019s time for some amusing news I think. Today we have a small disagreement between a poacher and a rhinoceros. The poacher assumed he was going to get another trophy, but it didn\u2019t quite work out that way.<\/p>\n

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The incident took place in Namibia, which has a large problem with poachers going after endangered animals. Normally, rhino\u2019s don\u2019t stand a chance. This time, well, here are the details of what happened from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n

Animal poaching \u2013 when creatures are killed illegally \u2013 is a big problem in many parts of the world. But last week, in the southwest African nation of Namibia, one rhino fought back. The Namibian newspaper reported that the rhino \u201cappeared from nowhere\u201d to turn the tables on a suspected poacher — charging and injuring the man while he was allegedly tracking it. <\/b><\/p>\n

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The incident happened in Etosha National Park after suspect Luteni Muharukua and other alleged poachers illegally entered the wildlife area in hopes of killing rhinos for their horns. Police Officer Simson Shilongo said the rhino inflicted a severe leg injury on Muharukua after he fell while fleeing, the newspaper reported. Shilongo said the suspect’s friends found refuge for him on a nearby mountain and police arrested him there Oct. 15, a day after he was injured. <\/b><\/p>\n

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Can we get a great big \u201cAWWW\u201d for the poacher\u2019s no doubt painful injury? No? Oh well. I guess it sucks to be him. As for the rhino? I suspect he\u2019s getting a nice tattoo on his flank. Something like a stick figure man holding an AK-47 with a red \u201cX\u201d over it. It\u2019s always nice when the tables are turned, don\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n

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~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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