{"id":25325,"date":"2017-11-23T08:59:33","date_gmt":"2017-11-23T13:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25325"},"modified":"2017-11-23T08:59:33","modified_gmt":"2017-11-23T13:59:33","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25325","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Today is Thanksgiving, and unlike President Trump, we’re not issuing any pardons to tasty poultry. The final appeals for clemency have been heard and rejected, and the dinner<\/em><\/del> turkey has been executed. The deceased has been placed into an oven and is being prepared for it’s final journey through the collective digestive tract.<\/p>\n

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We have no doubt that some of you will object to the use of capital punishment. You might think that summarily executing a poor innocent animal is cruel. Well, we have something for you, the precious snowflakes, that you can enjoy this fine day…out in the parking lot and away from regular people.<\/p>\n

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As for the rest of us?<\/p>\n

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Thatisall…Burp<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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