{"id":25441,"date":"2017-12-19T06:25:18","date_gmt":"2017-12-19T11:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25441"},"modified":"2020-10-26T06:22:10","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T10:22:10","slug":"how-can-we-miss-you-when-you-wont-go-al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25441","title":{"rendered":"How can we miss you when you won\u2019t go Al?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Senator Al \u201cThe Groper\u201d Franken said he would resign his seat. However, he has yet to do so. He has been making one excuse after the other, and now he\u2019s come up with yet another one.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/originals\/88\/dc\/ae\/88dcae5a28cd3287bc1ef8074b70d33d.png?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Al The Groper wants to wait for a \u201cSeamless Transition\u201d of his successor to happen, and so he\u2019s going to continue hanging on to his seat like a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lamprey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">lamprey eel<\/a>. This isn\u2019t surprising since Senator Groper shouldn\u2019t be in the Senate in the first place. Here are the details of his latest excuse <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20180313123420\/http:\/\/www.foxnews.com:80\/politics\/2017\/12\/16\/al-franken-drags-out-senate-departure-only-mentions-transition-after-replacement-named.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><b>from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken resigned from Congress two weeks ago amid continuing sexual-misconduct allegations. However, he\u2019s yet to say when he\u2019ll empty his Capitol Hill office, even after his replacement was appointed earlier this week.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201c<b>Tina Smith will make an excellent United States senator. \u2026 I look forward to working with her on ensuring a speedy and seamless transition,\u201d Franken said after the state lieutenant governor was appointed, without mentioning when he\u2019ll leave. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>I think I know when Senator Groper will leave. When Hell freezes over.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>In his Dec. 7 resignation speech, Franken said only that he\u2019ll be leaving in the \u201ccoming weeks.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>In Franken\u2019s warped mind, the \u201cComing weeks\u201d will be in about 200 or so. (That is roughly when he would stand for <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><i>rejection<\/i><\/span> reelection)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Franken was back at work this week, casting votes in the Senate, participating in a committee hearing, attending a senators-only luncheon with Democrats and even posing for a picture with a group of high school students. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Franken, in his speech, noted his original plan regarding an ethics investigation, which he thought would help. And he argued that \u201csome of the allegations against me are simply not true. Others, I remember very differently.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Hey Al? I seem to recall a certain picture of your groping a sleeping woman on a plane? Oh, I guess you forgot that. How about looking at the top of this post. It will help you remember.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Franken also suggested that him leaving elected office while President Trump remains in the Oval Office after bragged on tape about his history of sexual misconduct is &#8220;ironic.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18582\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll-292x300.jpg?resize=292%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?resize=292%2C300&amp;ssl=1 292w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh here we go again with that tape. Sorry Al, President Trump was shooting his mouth off in what he thought was private. He, unlike you, never did anything.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Such statements have led to speculation that Franken, a former comedian, is having second thoughts about his next steps, or that he\u2019s at least in no hurry to be run out of Washington, especially after members of both political parties have raised similar arguments. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/not-shocked-face.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-22810\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/not-shocked-face.jpg?resize=225%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/not-shocked-face.jpg?w=225&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/not-shocked-face.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a rather big difference between President Trump and Al \u201cThe Groper\u201d Franken. President Trump was talking in private, (He didn\u2019t know he was being recorded). There were no women present when he talked about grabbing women, and there is no indication that he ever did. We have photographic evidence of The Groper\u2019s actions. In other words, Trump talked the talk, but Franken walked the walk. Still, Franken is a Democrat and Democrats will always do what they can to protect Democrats.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Zephyr Teachout, a Democrat who ran for governor of New York, said in an op-ed in the New York Times that she was left with a sense of &#8220;something went wrong&#8221; when Franken announced he was stepping down. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Zero tolerance (of sexual misconduct) should go hand in hand with two other things: due process and proportionality,&#8221; Teachout wrote. &#8220;Both were missing in the hasty call for Senator Franken&#8217;s resignation.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>She also said due process &#8220;means a fair, full investigation, with a chance for the accused to respond.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>You want due process? Fine. How about hard evidence? Or did you forget about that picture of The Groper with his paws on the chest of a women so exhausted that she fell asleep in her helmet and body armor?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., said the forced resignation &#8220;was a lynch mob.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201c<b>Let&#8217;s not have due process,\u201d he said. \u201cLet&#8217;s not ask anybody any questions, let&#8217;s not have any chance to have a hearing, let&#8217;s just lynch him.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/triple-facepalm.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18887\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/triple-facepalm-300x161.jpg?resize=300%2C161\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/triple-facepalm.jpg?resize=300%2C161&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/triple-facepalm.jpg?resize=500%2C268&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/triple-facepalm.jpg?w=665&amp;ssl=1 665w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Newt, shut up already! You are no angel either when it comes to this sort of thing. You might not have grabbed a woman without her permission, but some of the things in your personal life don\u2019t cover you with glory either. You also seem to have forgotten Napoleon\u2019s prime directive. \u201c<strong>Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Al Franken should never have been in the United States Senate. His first election was won when ballots were \u201cMysteriously\u201d found in someone\u2019s car or something. The only reason he won was his RINO opponent, Norm Coleman, was a complete and utter fool. Getting him out of the senate by any lawful means is a good thing for this country. Now if he would only just leave&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Senator Al \u201cThe Groper\u201d Franken said he would resign his seat. However, he has yet to do so. He has been making one excuse after the other, and now he\u2019s come up with yet another one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,135,71,8,315,115],"tags":[432,94,222,90,8,110,34],"class_list":["post-25441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-just-desserts","category-news-of-the-day","category-politics","category-precious-snowflakes","category-stupidity-crime","tag-al-franken","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-moonbattery","tag-politics","tag-scoamf","tag-stupidity"],"views":781,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":25299,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25299","url_meta":{"origin":25441,"position":0},"title":"Gropergate! 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