{"id":25465,"date":"2018-01-06T12:56:07","date_gmt":"2018-01-06T17:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25465"},"modified":"2020-11-08T07:12:11","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T12:12:11","slug":"how-not-to-get-a-lower-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25465","title":{"rendered":"How not to get a lower sentence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. We have yet another Stupid Criminal of the Week, demonstrating how not to get a judge to give him a lesser sentence. In this case, we have on Joseph Jakubowski now serving 14 years for being a moron.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19769\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal-300x289.jpg?resize=196%2C189\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jakubowski was convicted of stealing a large number of guns. Being stupid, he was caught, tried and convicted. Rather then throw himself on the mercy of the court, he thought it would be a great idea to cuss out a judge. Here are the details <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20180313234608\/http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2017\/12\/20\/wisconsin-man-who-penned-anti-trump-manifesto-stole-guns-is-sentenced-to-prison.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><b>from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>A Wisconsin man who sent an anti-government manifesto to President Trump and confessed to stealing a huge cache of firearms was sentenced to 14 years in federal prison Wednesday \u2014 but not before he cursed out the judge and threatened to commit even more crimes. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8832\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid-263x300.jpg?resize=263%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid.jpg?resize=263%2C300&amp;ssl=1 263w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid.jpg?resize=131%2C150&amp;ssl=1 131w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid.jpg?resize=400%2C454&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/The-Stupid.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Joseph Jakubowski, 33, had asked U.S. District Judge William Conley either to free him or to give him a death sentence. In court Wednesday, he said in a profanity-laced back and forth with the judge that he rejected rules and the law. &#8220;I don&#8217;t care about your damned laws. (Expletive) the laws, (expletive) the rules and (expletive) you too.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/d5\/c9\/f5\/d5c9f5a929f2b7bea86cb3b35321ffc0.jpg?resize=290%2C295&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"290\" height=\"295\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t be at all surprised id the judge didn\u2019t wish he could have this nutbar strung up, but the crimes he was convicted of didn\u2019t reach the level of being capitol crimes. Mores the pity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Jakubowski faced 20 years in federal prison after he was convicted in September of two weapons charges stemming from an April 4 theft at Armageddon Supplies in Janesville. Police said he then torched his car and disappeared, setting off a frantic 10-day manhunt. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Which tells you all you need to know about what a moron he is. I will say he was thinking a bit when he torched his car, but he obviously didn\u2019t have any plans for getting away, especially after he was kind enough to send the White House his \u201cManifesto\u201d. Perhaps he was looking for a declaration of insanity? Well, he did get his declaration of idiocy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Investigators argued during his trial that Jakubowski broke into the store, stole 18 guns, two silencers and ammunition, and mailed his manifesto to the White House on the same day. <\/b><b>The 161-page manifesto allegedly made references to health insurance, taxes, and religion, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmj4.com\/news\/local-news\/read-joseph-jakubowskis-manifesto\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WTMJ-TV reported<\/a> in April.<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>&#8220;We the people should be out for these sick minded people belonging to the system! We need to spill their blood!&#8221; Jakubowski reportedly wrote. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18917\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard-294x300.jpg?resize=294%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg?resize=294%2C300&amp;ssl=1 294w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg?resize=500%2C510&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg?w=584&amp;ssl=1 584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>He also allegedly said: &#8220;I have never been a thief! I hate thieves! However since this system has stolen my natural right to protect and defend life..this system has left me no choice but to commit crime to have the means to protect life!&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well, he certainly is paranoid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>Rock County Sheriff Richard Spoden said Jakubowski\u2019s manifesto also included threats against public officials and schools. <\/b><b>Amid the manhunt for Jakubowski, law enforcement officials ordered a stronger security detail for House Speaker Paul Ryan \u2014 who hails from the city of Janesville, where the manhunt took place \u2014 and his family. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17445\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/headdesk.jpg?w=449&amp;ssl=1 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh nice going dumbass. About the only thing you didn\u2019t do was set up a billboard and launch flares. As for the guns he stole, he hid them somewhere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b>The gun store owner told the judge Wednesday that he wanted the 14 firearms that are still missing to be returned, but Jakubowski said that won\u2019t happen. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>And why won\u2019t that happen? Is he hoping to get them after he\u2019s released in 14 years? (You know he\u2019s going to serve every day of his sentence. He\u2019s to stupid to let out on parole)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>In May, Jakubowski <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmj4.com\/news\/i-team\/joseph-jakubowski-on-stolen-guns-i-buried-them\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">told WTMJ<\/a> that the weapons are \u201cburied\u201d and he doesn\u2019t know where they are.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh I think he knows exactly where they are, he\u2019s just being an ass. At least the store owner\u2019s insurance should cover his losses, although there is the BATFE to deal with. Well, Jakubowski will have a nice long time to remember where he buried them. However, I suspect they won\u2019t be functional at that point.<\/p>\n<p>I have a sneaking suspicion that the moron didn\u2019t properly prepare them, and at best, wrapped them in a sheet. They will probably be nothing more then rusted out hunks of metal when he sees the light of day. I\u2019m sure he will have a nice roommate to keep him warm during those cold and lonely nights.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. We have yet another Stupid Criminal of the Week, demonstrating how not to get a judge to give him a lesser sentence. 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