{"id":25481,"date":"2017-12-25T06:59:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T11:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25481"},"modified":"2017-12-25T06:59:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T11:59:00","slug":"merry-christmas-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25481","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas to all 5 of our fans from Anger Central. Now if you will excuse me, I&#8217;m going to go try my &#8220;Present&#8221; on for size.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6067 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?resize=400%2C626\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"626\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?resize=95%2C150&amp;ssl=1 95w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas to all 5 of our fans from Anger Central. Now if you will excuse me, I&#8217;m going to go try my &#8220;Present&#8221; on for size. Thatisall ~The Angry Webmaster~ [yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;large&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32,6],"tags":[11,51,12,40,377],"class_list":["post-25481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","tag-america","tag-christmas","tag-freedom","tag-general-housekeeping","tag-maga"],"views":475,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3141,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3141","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":0},"title":"The Cup Size Choir","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 24, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all and Merry Christmas. (You can take that \"Happy Holidays or Season Greetings crap and stick it where Rudolph's nose don't shine)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3174,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3174","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":1},"title":"Merry Christmas To all","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas from Anger Central","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"Merry Christmas from Santa's Trophy wife","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":6066,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6066","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":2},"title":"Did you have yourself a merry little Christmas","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 25, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas From Anger Central I hope you found something similar in your stocking this morning. :)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?fit=400%2C626&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":13746,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13746","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":3},"title":"Merry Christmas one and all","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas Everyone! Everyone here at Anger Central, with the exception of that Grinch Angry Systems Administrator had a great time at the company Christmas Party. We heard there were some problems with package deliveries for some people though. We have found the reason on what caused the delays.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?fit=400%2C626&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":23083,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=23083","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":4},"title":"Christmas 2016","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Normally, I would say Merry Christmas, but I'm not feeling very merry right now. No job, and one year ago today, the former Mrs. Webmaster walked out the door for the final time. Basically, Christmas sucks, and it sucks more when you're alone. Well, here's the traditional\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011-191x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":19949,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19949","url_meta":{"origin":25481,"position":5},"title":"Merry Christmas, 2015","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas one and all. I hope your Christmas was happy, joyful and profitable. Mine is not in that category this year for \"Reasons.\" However I did make my Grand Nephew's Christmas. I gave him a Teddy Bear that's bigger than he is. 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