{"id":26258,"date":"2018-05-19T10:19:47","date_gmt":"2018-05-19T14:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=26258"},"modified":"2018-05-19T10:19:47","modified_gmt":"2018-05-19T14:19:47","slug":"yawn-another-royal-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=26258","title":{"rendered":"*Yawn* Another royal wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. We have more Royal news from Great Britain. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are now husband and wife. Frankly, I could not care less. Unfortunately, the same can\u2019t be said for the Mostly Stupid Media.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/UK-Flag.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-21718\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/UK-Flag-300x200.gif?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/UK-Flag.gif?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/UK-Flag.gif?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m not one to begrudge Harry and Meghan a lifetime of happily wedded bliss. In fact I wish them the best, as a normal individual. As an American, my response to all this is, \u201cWho cares?\u201d All I\u2019ve seen this morning is non-stop \u201cRoyal Wedding\u201d and honestly, I have far better things to concentrate on then the goings on of a formally great nation.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/72\/d3\/0c\/72d30ce700ec7aac8d89fd6875d91c14.jpg?resize=420%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"420\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve seen some of the coverage of things the Mostly Stupid Media considers important, such as whether or not Ms. Markle\u2019s father was going to attend or not. I understand he had some sort of medical emergency recently and I would have been surprised of he made over the pond to Jolly Olde England. Then there\u2019s been all the stuff on Meghan Markle\u2019s past. She was married once before. Well guess what? So have lots of other people. Get over it! She\u2019s also a television and film actress, or was until recently. She concluded her run on the USA Network and announced she was retiring from acting. Well, it\u2019s not like she\u2019s going to be hurting for funds.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/35\/3b\/cd\/353bcd3d24ce03c0b3d66439c851b4c7.jpg?resize=276%2C182&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"276\" height=\"182\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now, she is a member of the British Royal Family, and she has one primary duty to perform. Get pregnant. She will be expected to do her duty to the crown and produce \u201cAn heir and a spare\u201d as soon as possible. Well Meghan, time to toss the birth control pills into the rubbish skip. (That\u2019s British for trash can) Granted, Prince Harry is way down the line of succession now. His brother and then his three kids come first, second, third and fourth. (I think that\u2019s how it works. I\u2019m an American and not only don\u2019t know, I don\u2019t care either. We won and they lost) Sadly, when she pops out hers in a year or two, I\u2019m probably going to have to post this picture YET AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/64\/d2\/e6\/64d2e6928b68c5c7a8aa4f42356ef319.jpg?resize=353%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"353\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, instead of paying any further attention to this, I\u2019m going to go do something useful. Binge watch the last 5 years of the Agents of Shield. (Nice season\u2019s finale last night. It was written as a probable series finale and it works. The good news is they are coming back for a 6th season. The bad news? It&#8217;s only 13 episodes, it won&#8217;t be until next summer and it will be the last one)<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-26258\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"cd234649c0\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_26258_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(26258, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(2, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_26258_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(26258, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(2, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_26258_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(26258, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(2, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_26258_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(26258, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(2, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_26258_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(26258, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(2, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>2.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_26258_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-26258-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. We have more Royal news from Great Britain. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are now husband and wife. Frankly, I could not care less. Unfortunately, the same can\u2019t be said for the Mostly Stupid Media.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,32,71],"tags":[11,4,377,101,28],"class_list":["post-26258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-news-of-the-day","tag-america","tag-entertainment","tag-maga","tag-news","tag-united-states"],"views":483,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28619,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28619","url_meta":{"origin":26258,"position":0},"title":"Oh great. 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